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max ordo
21 September 2005, 03:03 PM
Ok, well this is the ooc thread for anything that is not IC (in character) any comments or concers can be posted or just general things you want clarified. Feel free to PM me with things that you want kept quiet or secret from the group. Thanks again. I will add this IC link shortly.

And players please roll me a % and PM me the results. Thank you again.


darth_phobieus, PsychoInfiltrator, Vzerjag, SpaceyBH, JTucker, darth_borhed

21 September 2005, 03:58 PM

Well Max, you spelled OOC right this time, looks like we are already better off than the old one! ;)

max ordo
21 September 2005, 05:43 PM
Yeah the previous typo was brought on by little sleep and lots of corona. :D ok as the results of the rolls come in i'll start posting.

21 September 2005, 08:22 PM
Here is my mighty 35 percent you scallywags. Arr me matey, me whole cargo of hot pants are sleeping with the fishes in Davey Jones' Locker.

These dice suck. BTW you spelled concern wrong you drunk.


Sincerly, Agent Dancing Shoes

21 September 2005, 09:05 PM
I don't even know what my roll was. I had Max roll it. :P

21 September 2005, 10:18 PM
How do we know if we have a spaceship to fly around in? Can we buy/borrow one?

21 September 2005, 10:28 PM
Modified Gallofree Yards Transport
Size: Medium (90 meters)+0 Mod
Initiative: +0
Crew: 2 (With Droid Slaving) [Pilot: Brok, Co-Pilot: Trace]
Passengers: 60
Cargo Capacity: 15,000 metric tons
Consumables: 3 months
Hyperdrive: X1 Backup X10
Max Speed: Attack (7 spaces)
Atmospheric Speed 950km/h (16 spaces/action)
Maneuver: +0
Defense: 20 (+0 Size, +10 Armor)
Shield Points: 100 DR 30
Hull Points: 300 DR 30
Weapons: Point Defense Laser Cannons (4 fire-linked)
Fire Arc: Turret; Atk Bonus: +4 (+0 size, +4 Fire Control)
Damage: 4d10X2 Range Modifiers: PB/S +0, M/L N/A

Weapons:Quad Laser Cannon Fire Arc:Turret (top mounted)
Atk Bonus:+6 (+0 size, +6 Fire Control) Damage:6d10x2
Range Modifiers: PB/S +0, M/L N/A

Weapons:Quad Laser Cannon Fire Arc:Front (bottom mounted)
Atk Bonus: +4 (+0 size, +4 Fire Control) Damage:6d10x2
Range Modifiers: PB/S +0, M/L N/A

Weapons:Concussion Missle Launcher Fire Arc:Rear

Weapons:Ion Cannon Fire Arc Turret(retractable bottom)
Damage: 4d10x2

This is the ship that Max has authorized. Brok is the Pilot (character posted earlier) The co-pilot Trace is pretty much the only person that can understand his Basic. Brok and Trace are exceptinal Techs besides thier piloting skills. I have no idea on the naming of the ship.

21 September 2005, 10:31 PM
Brok Flinge: Scoundrel 2/ Tech Specialist 2; Male Rybet; Init +5; Defense 19; Spd 6m,
Swim 6m; VP/WP 18/10; Atk +3 melee (1d6 +1 Merr-Sonn Snap Baton), +8 ranged (3d6 Range Increment 10m, Stun DC 17, H:4, WP:2 Break DC:15, SZ:S, Weight:0.5kg, SoroSuub ELG-3A); SQ: Breath Underwater, Illicit Barter, Lucky (1/Day), Research; SV Fort +0, Ref +9, Will +2; SZ:S; FP 1; DSP 1; Rep +2
STR 10, DEX 20, CON 10, INT 16, WIS 12, CHA 10
Skills: Astrogate +12, Balance +10, Computer Use +10, Craft (Space Transports) +10, Disable Device +10, Escape Artist +10, Hide +9, Knowledge: Engineering +4, Technology +4, Listen +6, Pilot +17, Repair +13, Spot +6, Swim +4, Tumble +10
Feats: Skill Emphasis (Pilot), Skill Emphasis (Repair), Spacer, Starship Operations (Space Transport), Weapon Group Proficiency (Blaster Pistols, Simple Weapons)
Equipment: 3X Energy Cells, 3X Power Cells, Flight Suit, Datapad w/ Interface, 4X Datacards, Personal Comlink, Tool Kit, Security Kit, Sensor Pack, 3X Medpacs,
Modified MSE-6 Series (Mouse) Repair Droid [Kritter] Outfitted with a small repulsor unit and utility arm

This is just in case no one saw it on the other thread.

max ordo
21 September 2005, 10:38 PM
So nice to hear from you DP. I see you finally got a name befitting your personality. Agent Dancing Shoes is much better than the last one...Agent Sugar Shorts if I remember correctly. :D

BTW you spelled concern wrong you drunk.

Don't be jealous, I workin on a way to hook you up as we speak ;)

Lastly I appreciate you for reposting the ship if nothing else.

I will be bringing you each in one at a time so as you see your entrance posted you may then reply, otherwise you will lose a pinky.

And the ships name will be the Original Sin

21 September 2005, 11:04 PM
Your a scholar and a gentleman. I will send you back a Operation Iraqi Freedom something or other like a shotglass or t-shirt. I just got a Hard Rock Cafe Baghdad (close for repairs) shotglass

I think another one of Broks quirks will be calling the ship everything under the sun besides it's real name.

BTW I love the Pussycat Dolls

21 September 2005, 11:35 PM
The usual actions Brok takes for preflight crap. Just so I have it for later. Not in reach of books to look most of the stuff up.

21 September 2005, 11:41 PM
Hey wasn't Vzerjag the nominated group Leader/Spokesmodel of the last crew? And Psych was the designated spacesuit tester for not staying out of the cockpit....oh wait that was the Bothan or someone.

max ordo
22 September 2005, 02:17 AM
yes but my loving and benevolent nature got a hold of me and they were allowed to return.

actually one had computer issues and Psych was not a space suit tester. it was someone else. Brok just wanted to vent anyone taller than him.:D

22 September 2005, 03:26 AM
Hey there were plenty of people taller than me that I didn't try or think about killing. Trace....umm...a couple of the thugs whatever their names were, not like they were important.
Ok maybe even them, but they were messing around with my decrees.

max ordo
22 September 2005, 03:39 AM
Well I apologize my friend. But I didn't know that things without feelings could be hurt.

22 September 2005, 04:00 AM
Brok has plenty of feelings: Anger (has alot of that), then there is Greed (always important); Pride and a bunch of others that I can't think of right now. He has a total array of feelings that brings out the best in him. He's a people person why can't you people realize that!!!!!!

max ordo
22 September 2005, 04:21 AM
sorry to have offended you or doubted Brok's extensive emotional array. Those truely are valuable emotions to have. Those are the only ones that I posess. At least until I get back on my meds.:D

22 September 2005, 04:27 AM
Meds are for babies.....unless their recreational.

Personal favorite is Vallum coated Coedin (SP?)

max ordo
22 September 2005, 04:32 AM
My daily regimine is oxycoton and methodone with a morphine drip for a chaser. the occasional bottle of lithium to keep the voices at bay.:jawa:

22 September 2005, 04:40 AM
Morphine makes me itch. Oxycoton makes me too sleepy. Now lithium is fun for a whole weekend of fun.
Percs make me twitchy.
I take flexiril on a nightly basis for my VA paid for back

max ordo
22 September 2005, 04:44 AM
Hoo-Rah to that yo! We need to hang out when you get kicked out of Iraq and go on a NBK style binge. of course you forgot the best thing to chase these things with. Tequila and beer.

22 September 2005, 04:48 AM
Scipts then a shot and a beer chaser. Diet plan of the stars

22 September 2005, 03:53 PM
You know, last campaign we shot the drug addicts and gave me their stuff......

max ordo
22 September 2005, 05:02 PM
Only social use here mang! plus it was the slackers that got it not the druggies.;)

22 September 2005, 05:09 PM
You do realize that everything here is supposed to be appropriate for uner 18s....besides, if you keep up the drugs thing, somebody who's a mod will shove this in C&M just for fun and to prove that chatting is to be punished.

(Come on...surely there is a mod here with a sense of humor who reads this stuff...Please!)

22 September 2005, 05:15 PM
Damn, one day away from my comp and so much posts, this is looking good.

Anyway roll is 74.

Guys meet....

Karava Riax:

- Name: Karava Riax
- Race: Trandoshan
- Sex: Male
- Age: 34
- Skin: Dark Red
- Hair: Scales
- Eyes: Red
- Height / Weight: 224 cm/ 124 kg

- Home world: Dosha
- Friends: Few guards and contacts inside Jabbas Palace
- Faction: Jabba the Hutt (former Palace guard)

- A Brief Background: He is Trandoshan, looking dangerous. Former guard in Jabba's Palace. Semi infamous type on Tatooine around Mos Eisley, Anchorhead and Wayfar, all the way to Jabba's Palace. He wore sunguard and ancient armor. He won this Armor on mission when he and few guards where sent to find Tusken band that shot down two Jabbas Skiffs with Jabbas personal belongings. They stole droids and striped all worth from transport Skiffs. After a few days of searching in they come across small Tusken Village with few Banthas. In dangerous Battle Karava entered Into Tusken Chief hut. He killed him after a brief fight. After a battle he burned complete village, but on Chief he found nice looking ancient armor, he tried it and it fit him great. He won respect after returning to palace with all cargo and Tusken Heads. Jabba personally granted him a vacation to visit his home planet again. Little is known about him before he come to Tantooine four years ago. That part of his history he rarely tell to anyone.

He is looking to get his claw on strange weapon he heard few weeks ago. He was on guard duty in main chamber when he overhear conversation between Itochi trader and one of many guards in Palace. They where talkin about some sort of knucklers that can be fund on forrest world of Kashyyyk. Karava dont know exactly where too look exactly for Knucklers of Katarn, but he will search for more information about them once he return to Dosha.

- Personality: Tough and dangerous Trandoshan, hunter all his life. Now in his prime years he decided to make a name for himself. Not too rude but very intimidating sometimes, brutal but fair.

Karava Riax: Male Trandoshan Force Adept 1/Soldier 3; Init +5 (+1 Dex, +4 Improved Initiative); Defense +20 (+5 class, +1 Dex, +2 natural); Spd 10 m; VP/WP 44/16; Atk+7 melee (2d4+6, Combat gloves, range 2 m) or +4 ranged (8d6+6/20, Thermal detonator, range 4 m) or +4 ranged (DC 15/12 stun, Grenade, stun, range 4 m); SQ Natural Armor, Dark Vision; SV Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +3; SZ M; FP 4; DSP 2; Rep 2; Str 18, Dex 12, Con 16, Int 14, Wis 10, Cha 10, Challenge Code C.

Equipment: Combat Gloves, Ancient armor (DR 2, armor penalty 0).

Skills: Computer Use+5, Hide+4, Intimidate+7, Jump+7, Knowledge (Teras Kasi)+5, Listen+4, Profession (Guard)+3, Sense Motive+4, Spot+4, Treat Injury+7.

Force Skills: Battlemind+7, Enhance Ability+7, Heal Self+7.

Languages: Dosh R/W, Basic R/W, Jawas, Rodian, Gamorrean

Feats: Armor Proficiency (light), Defensive Martial Arts, Force Sensitive, Heroic Surge, Improved Initiative, Martial Arts, Weapon Group Proficiency (primitive weapons), Weapon Group Proficiency (simple weapons), Teras Kasi, Teras Kasi Expertise, Thick Hide.

Force Feats: Control.

- Physical Description:

max ordo
22 September 2005, 05:35 PM
Here is my message to the younger members, do not do drugs. they will ruin lots of things in your life. We only joke because personally I think that neither I or darth_phobeius has much in the way of social ettiquitte. Listen to the good Psych and walk the straight line. He seems fairly level headed except for the fact that he was first to loot the dead drug addicts bodies ;) . I apologize for any trangression to the rules that has been percieved by the powers above.

And P.S. Psych it's not a good idea to snitch of your GM. Nobody like a snitch :emperor: muahahahaha

22 September 2005, 05:41 PM
Nobody likes a bad cook, a rogue fighter pilot, a serene antisocial assassin, a philosophizing Jedi who disagrees with everybody, a ....get the point I'm trying to make?

Go read IC: Big Bue One cover to cover for some serious entertainment.

22 September 2005, 07:54 PM
HEY I am the picture of social grace. I use (or something that resemble them) napkins and all sorts of frilly crap.
All my medications are prescripted to me by a authorized physician for injuries sustained through a career (althought short) defending everyone's rights. So if I take a flexiril to keep my back from cramping up in the middle of the night enough to almost make me crap myself then I will. (Bad night drop into Aphgani Country) Vallum coated Codine for the botched surgery to remove a little present that got imbeded in my lower back to spinal trama and yet I am over here again when I didn't have to as a civilian. I deserve my little slice of relief in a pill form.

Sorry for the rant whoever might be reading it. People messing with my sources leaves me irratable and now they lost my LOI (authorizes me to be in country) Someone is getting it today. I love Counterintelligence.

24 September 2005, 02:41 AM
Nicely done on the beginning. You got to love shady smuggler games with criminals abound.:watto: :hutt: :rodian: :boba: :jawa: :twilek:

24 September 2005, 06:43 AM
Nicely done on the beginning. You got to love shady smuggler games with criminals abound.

Bloody Shi'ido.

At this rate we'll get a Fosh, two Sauvax, a Firrerre, TEN Ryn, A Barabel, 342 Wookies, three Yarkora, Seven Arkanians, ... and 37,000 Killiks.

24 September 2005, 09:30 PM
I am not surprised. Considering that there are billions more aliens than humans in the SW Universe. I like a large diversity of aliens in stories. Gives them more depth and realism since alot of criminal organizations are alien in origin. I liked Titan AE and how they made the humans out to be outcast.

25 September 2005, 05:53 AM
I'm not ocmplaining-I love variety-that was just a prediciton.

I just hate Shi'ido, and when it ocmes to them, Srawn has somewhat of a legendary xenophobia.*

max ordo
27 September 2005, 10:32 AM
sorry for the delay. the kid got daddy sick. so its rollin again ladies. just waitin for an invite to be accepted then we can get on with the meeting. and BTW Shi'Ido kick ass. thats why he's there.:D

27 September 2005, 10:35 AM
Here's to humans! (comes a solitary cry ...) :P

max ordo
27 September 2005, 10:54 AM
Pitiful bunch. There is one more of you pink skinned weaklings on this little misadventure. He basically translates for the pilot who of course is superior to humans in every way. :D

27 September 2005, 10:43 PM
Pfff! Humans are the bestest ever! Well, they are if they're me. :D

max ordo
28 September 2005, 03:25 AM
go right on believing that sunshine

28 September 2005, 04:32 AM
I tend to think that I am six feet two inches hunk of sexy myself

max ordo
28 September 2005, 04:46 AM
Hunk of something I'm sure. What it is , is yet to be seen.

29 September 2005, 01:17 AM
I got a hunk of something for you! How about 13 inches of hardness?
[I was talking about my Buck Knife....I don't know what you were thinking]

max ordo
29 September 2005, 01:22 AM
I knew you meant the knife mang. either that or the donkey you're riding over there

29 September 2005, 01:38 AM
Do you still have that pic?

max ordo
29 September 2005, 02:02 AM
on my old comp i believe i do. want me to find it and post it? :D

max ordo
29 September 2005, 02:04 AM
OK everyone I need you to take this test and give me the results. Iz muy important http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv good luck.... you'll need it

29 September 2005, 05:18 AM
Um...is this bad? Because I think I can do better on the test. Come on, just give me another chance....I'm sure I'm alot worse than this

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge


Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

29 September 2005, 05:26 AM
Just to illustrate Brok, he looks like a green version of the cellular commercials "Crazy Frog" with a greenish brown flight suit and pilots skull cap.

max ordo
29 September 2005, 10:55 AM
Good Job DP you scored as a Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers where I only score Violent

Seventh Level of Hell


Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

29 September 2005, 11:03 AM
Hey it takes bad men to defend the good. You want me on that wall!!! You need me on that wall!!!!!!

29 September 2005, 11:21 AM
I scored highest as a heritic (6th level) and second-highest as a seducer (8th level). Very High in both categories.

Well, DUH! Like I didn't know that stuff already. :rolleyes:

Anyway, the joke's on them. I like the heat. :D

max ordo
29 September 2005, 11:38 AM
How can it be bad when it feels oh so good to do it. Besides a majority of the so called 'good' could care less who defends them as long as someone does. So DP think if we combined our scores we could make it to the ninth level. It sounds like a blast

Level 9 - Cocytus


This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair

29 September 2005, 07:36 PM
I went through more than that getting into my fraternity.
Hanging with the crew in the ninth. Hell would be a cool breeze compared to this place.

30 September 2005, 04:46 PM
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!


You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

I hope nobody believes Dante.

I really do-Dante was crazy.

And I'm getting scared now that I know what 'levels of Hell'
you are all supposed to get into.

Here'sa thje breakdown.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

I think I'll just be meandering along now, as far away from all of you as possible...

max ordo
30 September 2005, 04:50 PM
We actually have a decent person in this god forsaken thread. Glad to see one of us isn't going to suffer forever in some sort of nasty painful place. Even though Spacy's isn't too bad, its where all the seductress types go. :D I just get to swin in boiling blood wioth all the warmongers and tyrants in history. yipee for me...not.8o

title edited per suggestions. my bad i have no tact.

30 September 2005, 05:00 PM
If you don't mind:

Title of Post: Wow! I can't believe it!

Message: We actually have a decent person in this semi-abandoned, long forgotten thread. Glad to see one of us isn't going to suffer forever in some sort of nasty painful place. Even though Spacy's isn't too bad, its where all the seductress types go. {'Isn't too bad' is definately a relative term in this case} I just get to swin in boiling blood wioth all the warmongers and tyrants in history. yipee for me...not. {Well, maybe you ought to change that.}

30 September 2005, 07:51 PM
I don't have to worry. Not that I feel bad for anything I did. I just don't believe in hell. I'm an optimist. The cup is half full for me. Read the Messianic Legacy. That book cracks me up. Did you know Jesus wasn't even his real name, hahahahah That cracks me up. It's not even Judaic it's Greek. TO funny

1 October 2005, 12:48 PM
I think I will go read the Messianic Legacy and evaluate the level of truth in those statements. As well as any proof for or against them. I'll post my findings when I am done.

Oh, and the New Testament was written in Greek.

1 October 2005, 06:59 PM
Just because it was written in Greek which BTW not all of it was. Doesn't give them any reason to rename the guy. Besides most of the others weren't even alive at the same time and all the accounts of the crucifixtion were different. Luke admitted to being just an historian and that the account was taken from severl different people. Play the game "Gossip" and watch how stories change. It is a good book though, it's by the same people that did "Holy Blood, Holy Grail"

On a different subject< have any of you read the book "Deception Point" by Dan Brown. Very good book. It keeps up with his good record of "The Devinct Code" and "Angels and Demons" There is another one by him my wife is sending me tht she said was good.
What is up with the long release of "Legacy of the Force"? I NEED BOOKS. I be dying out here without stuff to read.

1 October 2005, 09:25 PM
Nono, I was a heretic, remember? My close second was seducer. ;)

But I'm not especially a believer in anything particular -- I'm kind of an agnostic, except more and more, for various reasons, I have leanings toward something like belief in the metaphysical. The weight of circumstantial evidence has pushed me heavily in that direction.

So I think I'm somewhere between an agnostic and ... something else that I can't quite define. In any case, I have my own personal code to which I adhere, and among other things, I abhor the greedy, self-centered and unforgiveably shortsighted nature of our culture. I believe nature herself will pass judgement on humanity (in the form of catestrophic climate change or dwindling resources ... or, more likely, both) long before any Judeo-Christian "God" does, and I believe it's well past time that it happened.

Let the Protestants especially pray to their god of material wealth for deliverance when that day comes.

At the very least, I can say that I'm not concerned with Dante's judgement of me. ;)

1 October 2005, 10:40 PM
Keep your catastrophies to yourself. I like my greed. It's well earned after years of selfless service in the form of a decade of intense Boy Scout work (yes we actually did stuff in our troop which includes participating in the recover of the OK City bombing) and six years of defending your right to complain about the corrupt when you get into your fossil fuel burning car and send things out over the internet on a computer that is plugged into the wall that gets power from burning, or polluting in someway. Reminds me of the Wahabi over here who will cut off five guys heads for selling ice because Mohammed didn't have ice in his time and then jump in their bran new Mercedes and drive off telling their friends over their cellphones about what they just did. Unless you are living in a cave somewhere no one needs to complain about the way things are run because it could be a whole lot worse.

Just ranting

1 October 2005, 10:46 PM
For one, I'm phasing out my car and replacing it with the bike that I already ride to most everywhere I go now. I plan to junk the car completely ASAP.

Two, I did four years of service myself, so you're not impressing me, and don't talk to me about "defending" anything -- the military is not being used to defend anything but the dwindling resources our "leaders" are stealing. We're in a resource war, pure and simple.

Not that I blame the troops in the slightest; most of them haven't a clue what's really going on, and they're victims at least as much as anyone and more than most.

2 October 2005, 01:52 AM
First, I'd like to see how far you would go on that bike. You must live somewhere that it is only a couple dozen miles to where ever you have to go, because I would like you to make the one run from Waco to Austin to catch a plane on a bike. Faze away.

Second, just because you were in didn't mean you served, and I don't remember the last time I shot a guy who was running off with a gallon of oil. Usually it's terrorist even if the American public does think so. I have been on the inspections of the oil rigs that are suppose to support this country. GUESS WHAT? They don't work. What resources did we race to get there.
And admit it.....I do impress you

2 October 2005, 02:12 AM
C'mon guys. This ain't the place. Take it up via email if you need to. Play nice. :)

2 October 2005, 02:36 AM
I bow to the wisdom of the MAN. That's right.... I called you THE MAN.
I'll stand down.

2 October 2005, 02:51 AM
Max you need to take back your thread and BE manly about.

2 October 2005, 03:04 AM
BTW, I'm in the second level of hell, scoring highly in Lustfulness, Violence, Fraudulence, Maliciousness and Pandering.

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


(sorry to hijack the thread...just an observer :) )

2 October 2005, 06:05 AM
On a different subject< have any of you read the book "Deception Point" by Dan Brown. Very good book. It keeps up with his good record of "The Devinct Code" and "Angels and Demons" There is another one by him my wife is sending me tht she said was good.

BTW, its The Da Vinci Code, and while it makes for a good read, the supposedly factual stuff its based on is a pile of lies.

Let the Protestants especially pray to their god of material wealth for deliverance when that day comes.

As a Christian, I am highly offended by thaty remark. As A Protestant, I am rather angry about the insensitivity of that remark and can say with perfect honesty that you have no idea what you are talking about. So please stop.

At the very least, I can say that I'm not concerned with Dante's judgement of me.

Fine by me.

C'mon guys. This ain't the place. Take it up via email if you need to. Play nice.

I'd love to take it up via email. Except that here I am protected from flamefights. Still, I am quite willing to Stand Down. Now let's get back to RolePlaying.

Oh, and Ronin, please take a look at KotNJO and tell me what ya think.

2 October 2005, 07:10 AM
Thanks Psyc for the correction on the book. Was typing late at night and my spelling gets off. I agree the book is fiction through and through except for the name of organizations but it is a good story. Have you read Angels and Demons yet?

2 October 2005, 08:36 AM
Wow, I managed to offend two people almost at once. Lovely.

I do agree that this should come off of here now and that anything else that is to be said should be in PMs.

Sorry about that. :(

2 October 2005, 10:49 PM
No worries. I wasn't offended. I am a born offender and just like to argue. Me and my wife argue just for fun over political subjects because she is a right-wing (non-liberal) Democate and I am a Right-wing (extreme) Republican so it is alot of fun and it drives my mother-in-law crazy. We don't get mad just debate, and then turn to the internet and other people trying to prove points. The only subject we don't debate is religion because besides neither of us being religious we both agree that it's like argueing over who's imaginary friend is the best and when people try and use their books (ie Bible, Quran, etc) to prove a point neither is really using a source since they all were written by man and editted my man for the express benefit of man. Needless to say we love to argue and it sometimes spills over. Apologies all.

max ordo
3 October 2005, 05:50 PM
Max you need to take back your thread and BE manly about.

Sorry I didn't nip this in the bud earlier folks. I've been gone the last few days. And I see that I can't leave you kids alone for a few minutes without there being some problem. :D I am partially to blame for some of the remarks and things I have posted so I'll tone it down also. Let's try and keep this thread strictly game related or at least ROG related. Thus no more religious or political discussions. Only because different people have different views obviously and those views will often conflict. So please just be nice, all of us should have learned how to play with others in say....kindergarten. So let's pretend we're all big boys and girls and respect others, and if there is a problem you may take it up with me and we can try and figure out why you need to discuss these things on a Star Wars RPG game thread. (I hope no one is offended and quits but if you are get over it. :D ) That said ...I will be posting an update shortly.

4 October 2005, 01:38 AM
LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!! A little dance. A little dance. Doot Doot Dee DA

max ordo
4 October 2005, 04:13 AM
Imagine that, an Irishman who can do a little dance. How precious. B)

max ordo
10 October 2005, 02:14 AM
Ok sorry bout the delay but I have not been able to post for the last few days mainly due to my kid got me sick. but we're underway now so thx for the patience

10 October 2005, 03:32 AM
You always sick. Do you work at a free clinic or something. Stay away from the loose women.

max ordo
10 October 2005, 11:53 PM
I cant really help it. Ever since I've been single I have these urges to prowl the 21 and over meatmarkets in town. I'm amazed I still have talentB)

11 October 2005, 01:27 AM
Is that what they call it nowadays? I thought it was called Roophies?

max ordo
11 October 2005, 01:44 AM
spell it right...and no I dont need that. Its all me. I'm a smooth operatorB)

max ordo
11 October 2005, 01:45 AM
this thread is begining to veer off to the side again. lets all straighten up. I know straight is difficult for you DP but give it a whirl candypants

11 October 2005, 07:11 AM
That is not what you said in San Fran that weekend. But you said you loved me.

Straight as an arrow boss.
BTW you are the one from Cali

max ordo
18 October 2005, 02:59 AM
Perhaps some of us are forgetting who is in charge of the thread here. It is not anyone's place except mine to correct something a player is doing in game. Let me clarify, I will correct people in public if needed. Things between players need to be done via PM so as not to appear to be calling anyone out. We are all here to have fun and not be harassed about how one PC posts by other PC's ( I will be the sole harrasser...Is that even a word I wonder?) So just in case I am not being clear, if Bsod wants to post his name as BSOD....fine. What difference does it really make. It is actually an acronym that was cleared prior to game starting by myself. I could have some signifigance later on so please be patient. Not wanting to sound like an ass but some of the little petty seeming things get to me quick. And just as a side note, if you choose to disregard what I am saying at least keep those comments in this ( The OOC Thread) and not the IC Thread. Thank You.:D

max ordo
18 October 2005, 03:00 AM
And DP...we will always have San Francisco. But like I told you then....I was drunk but I really do prefer women.

18 October 2005, 03:47 AM
That's what my wife said also! What is up with you people?

max ordo
24 October 2005, 04:26 AM
So does Brok only let himself be understood when he wants to? :D

24 October 2005, 05:09 AM

24 October 2005, 02:36 PM
This could be interesting...I can see flying sparks in the near future...

max ordo
7 November 2005, 11:13 AM
ok just was waiting to see if anyone else is gonna post. if not I am going to move forward tonight after work.

max ordo
11 November 2005, 07:45 PM
Computer Use: roll of 7 + 11 = 28 (I sent the roll to what I think was your e-mail if I got it right, O great GM person )

I am assuming you mean 7+11=18 not 28 ;)

From ,
The 'O Great GM Person'.

12 November 2005, 05:08 AM
Ya know, I thought he meant 17+11=28. You GMs, always pessimists ;)
...wait...you're on their side...that means...?

14 November 2005, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by max ordo

I am assuming you mean 7+11=18 not 28 ;)

From ,
The 'O Great GM Person'.

I was using fuzzy math. :D

max ordo
16 November 2005, 03:58 PM
Sorry for the delay was waiting for Vzerjag to post. Since hasnt posted I will move forward tonight. This type delay won't happen again. If no post I will npc the character and have them do as little as possible.

17 November 2005, 01:41 PM
Hm, but I did post two days ago...

max ordo
17 November 2005, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by Vjerzag
Hm, but I did post two days ago...

I must've been tired when I said that. I just double check and it says nov 10. but no worry I'll update tonight sionce I dont work till after 12 tomorrow. we'll have maps and such for encounter not in spacve. the scale for space is just alot bigger than on ground and I want you all to be able to at least see. We should be through this rather shortly unless either roll great for the opposition or you all roll badly. ;)

max ordo
29 November 2005, 10:07 AM
OK just a reminder this is here for any kind of Out Of Character �����ing and whinig. Hence the title OOC: I am getting just a tad bit frustrated that this game and its players on occasion act like they are about 5. Try and keep any complaining in this thread and not the IC thread. Thank You

29 November 2005, 11:23 AM
Hey boss....I think you mean here not hear. Unless there was some audio that I didn't pick up.

I just wanted to try out my whinning technique. If you could of heard it you would have been throughly impressed with the high pitched tone of my voice when I was whinning.

Happy Trails.

I will post Brok and Trace's next stuff.

3 December 2005, 05:45 AM
Sorry about that, Max.

I'm also sorry I haven't been on in awhile, but until we get a combat update, I don't think there is really anythign I can post at the moment.

max ordo
3 December 2005, 06:35 AM
this space type stuff is almost over. there will be more for the rest of you to do once the base is located

max ordo
9 December 2005, 02:14 AM
If you guys dont feel like seeing your rolls just post what you are trying to do and i'll roll results.

9 December 2005, 03:31 AM
You got it boss man.

10 December 2005, 06:41 AM
In that case, ignore the last part of my last IC post.

Thanks, Max!

17 December 2005, 08:54 PM
BB rolled a Natural 20 for making monkey sounds. Rockin'.
Top the Luke Skywalker!!!!

19 December 2005, 01:40 PM
...that's right up there with rolling a Natural 1 on my Barabel's (Rayror in BorB) Entertain: Cook Food Wrong check. Its amazing what you can do with three-foot-long vermin.

Anyways, is Make Monkey Sounds and Entertain, Profession or Knowledge check? And I assume its a class skill for BB, right?

20 December 2005, 04:42 PM
Any news about Max, I am waiting update in IC thread.

20 December 2005, 06:41 PM
Patience Comrade
Max has just been busy with work and real life stuff and hasn't had much opportunity to post.

max ordo
20 December 2005, 11:51 PM

Am posting tonight. about 12 shots of 1800 deep and you will all die....


I will update tonight. RL took a breal so I can update.

21 December 2005, 02:01 AM
This seems some how....I don't know.....Not good
I think there will be a blackhold hiding behind a asteroid or something.
GMing on Ta-kill-ya is a fun thing......really

max ordo
24 December 2005, 04:42 AM
Ok all sorry for the slow down but it is that time of year. RL is taking precedence right now. after xmas I will start posting more actively. thanks alot.

24 December 2005, 08:22 PM
Take care of everything and make sure the kids have a great Christmas.
See you when the holidays are through or when you get a chance.
I will go ahead and post more of Brok's Pilot checks so you have those ready and also Trace's sensor checks. Casra, are you on the bridge? You should since you were messin with the computer. What is your Computer Use skill? Might have you do them instead of Trace and have Trace just help Pilot (cooperation +2 for a DC 10 Pilot Check by him) keep us from smashing into big rocks.

25 December 2005, 09:36 PM
I was bored on Christmas Day being out here and all so I did up the layout a little on the ship.
Questions and Comments anyone?

The Original Sin
Modified Gallofree Yards Transport
Size: Medium (90 meters)+0 Mod
Initiative: +0
Crew: 2 [Pilot: Brok, Co-Pilot: Trace]
Passengers: 10
Cargo Capacity: 15,000 metric tons (Starfighter Bays can contain 100 extra Metric Tons)
Consumables: 3 months
Hyperdrive: x1 Backup x10
Max Speed: Attack (7 spaces)
Atmospheric Speed 950km/h (16 spaces/action)
Maneuver: +0
Defense: 20 (+0 Size, +10 Armor)
Shield Points: 100 DR 30
Hull Points: 300 DR 30
Weapons: Automated Defense Laser Cannons (4)
Fire Arc: Turret; Atk Bonus: +4 (+0 size, +4 Fire Control)
Damage: 4d10X2 Range Modifiers: PB/S +0, M/L N/A
Weapons:Quad Laser Cannon Fire Arc:Turret (top mounted)
Atk Bonus:+6 (+0 size, +6 Fire Control) Damage:6d10x2
Range Modifiers: PB/S +0, M/L N/A
Weapons:Quad Laser Cannon Fire Arc:Front (bottom mounted)
Atk Bonus: +4 (+0 size, +6 Fire Control) Damage:6d10x2
Range Modifiers: PB/S +0, M/L N/A
Weapons:Concussion Missle Launcher (16 Missles), Fire Arc:Rear
Damage:9d10x2, Missle Quality (Good +12)
Weapons:Ion Cannon Fire Arc Turret(retractable bottom)
Atk Bonus: +2 (+0 size, +2 Fire Control, Controlled From Cockpit)
Damage: 4d10x2 Range Modifier: PB/S +0, M/L N/A

Layout of the Original Sin
Need Starships of the Galaxy Guide to see to the fullest
-Cockpit: 3 Crew Bridge Layout (Third on the top of the page in the SotG)
-All the living quarters and crew areas are located on Deck 1 (Top Level)
-A central corridor leads back from the bottom a set of five metal steps that lead up to the cockpit 30m to a ' T ' intersection at the entrance to the top and bottom Quad Turret's gunwells. 5m down the corridor from the cockpit are (Port) Brok's and (Starboard) Trace's quarters (Large Square State Rooms SotG). Down the Port side beyond Brok's quarters are the living areas for four VIPs (two adjoining Small State Rooms SotG). Down the Starboard side beyond Trace's quarters is the two man crew quarters (SotG) the galley and the lounge.
-At the gunwells the corridor splits into two corridors that curver around to port and starboard to the rear.
-Where the two curved corridors that form a ring meet back together are three pressure doors. The port and starboard doors lead to two small hanger bays (Tiny Size fighter or smaller) which when empty can contain 100 Metric Tons of Cargo. The middle door opens to a 30m corridor that leads straight back to the Primary and Secondary Engine Rooms (curved engine rooms SotG)
Back in the forward corridor is a personel lift to port and a ladder to starboard that leads to Deck 2 (Bottom Level) and the two cargo holds.
-Forward Hold Dimensions: 30m Length x 40m Wide x 10m High for 5,000 Metric Tons. Also located in the forward hold are the entrances to the two forward Laser Cannon Turrets and their Manual Controls(Usually on Automatic). The forward hold cargo bay door is a heavy door set in the forward bulkhead and lowers to act as a ramp for cargo loading.
-Separating the two holds is a 10m long area of reinforced bulkhead that houses a maintenance shop and storage for consumables and in the center the gunwell tube leading down from Deck 1 to the bottom Quad Turret.
-Rear Hold Dimensions: 50m Length x 40m Wide x 10m High for 10,000 Metric Tons (pretty big if you think about it). The rear cargo ramp is located in the floor towards the rear of the hold which lowers to act as a loading ramp for the cargo hold. The entrances to the two rear Laser Cannon Turrets Manual Controls (Usually on Automatic) are located to the back of the cargor hold to port and starboard. The magazine (16 Missles) loading area for the Concussion Missles is also located in the center of the rear hold. Two heavy duty lifts are to port and starboard toward the center bulkhead for lifting cargo off the ground during landing.
-There are two personel airlocks. Both on Deck 1 halfway around the the curved corridor to port and starboard.
-All hatches have magcom fields to seal in case of hull rupture and for security purposes. During flight the Cockpit is always sealed just in case of hull breach (so you can't just walk in there)
-There is a cargo airlock in the forward hold on Deck 2.
-The one escape pod is behind the one of two lockers set into the corridor between the cockpit stairs and the beginning of the room. These lockers contain four EV suits (non-combat) for doing repairs outside the ship while in space. There is also a Power Cell Recharger and Energy Cell Recharger, plus many other things used for operations in space. The Escape Pod is located behind the Port Locker. A hidden catch releases the locker to swing forward on secreted hinges.

These are for clearification on where you are in the ship and so you don't just run to such and such and there is nothing there and makes planning defense if boarded easier. If there are any suggestions or anything or if you don't like it Max let me know.

28 December 2005, 06:42 PM
Can't keep me down yous meat popsicles!!!!
I got a sign from above for ya!!!!!

7 January 2006, 08:35 PM
Bumpin on up

max ordo
20 January 2006, 12:41 AM
Could everyone except darth_p and Psych level yourselves up one level. DP and Psych do two please. As soon as I have the leveled up versions we'll move on

20 January 2006, 12:53 AM
So it is written, so it shall be done. Let all hail the might Zorg of the Emplits. I have done my task and now shall ascend to my rightful place as toilet cleaner of the Celestian Poop Stow.

14 March 2006, 12:25 AM
WHERE are you guys, will we play again. Please this is my last RP, come on, let's play.

All still active please check in!

14 March 2006, 07:20 PM
I think Max is AWOL because of RL issues taking up a lot of time. I know that last time I talked to him he was work a lot hours.
I liked the game too and want it to continue and am standing by for if he makes it back to the boards.

14 March 2006, 11:46 PM
Please contact him and ask him will game go on and when will go on.

15 March 2006, 07:04 AM
Je suis ici, Vjerzag.

If Max comes back, I'm ready to play.