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saucercrab
5 November 2001, 10:28 AM
On the Hutt Skin Hats thread, it was mentioned about a possible SW rock band with the name Hermaphroditc Hutts.

Anybody want else wanna take a stab at other possible names of SW bands that they can think of?

Does anybody even care?

Here's one:

Wamprats Ate My Baby

VixenofVenus
5 November 2001, 11:53 AM
Someone, maybe Donovan, came up with Vixen of Venus and the HEDW!

I see a new rap star rising - "Storm Troopa". With his hit song, 'DS Jam'

Superdog
5 November 2001, 01:01 PM
Dengar and the Destroyers is a real band name from a D6 adventure, along with Nova Crystals and Gyro Spinners I believe.

Donovan Morningfire
5 November 2001, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by VixenofVenus
Someone, maybe Donovan, came up with Vixen~of~Venus and the HEDW!
Yes, I take full credit for that band name. How can you go wrong with a vixen as the front woman and a bunch of testosterone-driven men on the instruments? It worked for Dr Teeth (re: Animal on drums!) :D

Some band names from d6 days are Red Shift Limit (techno-rock and ballads), Emperor's New Clothes (heavy pro-Impy), Deeply Religious (speed-metal at its finest, as well as being the definitive 'banned' rock band during Rebellion era), Starburst, and Annadale Fayde (think Alanis Morrisette\Fiona Apple type songtress)

And don't forget everyone's favorite SW counter-culture news agency, the Galatic Weekly Newstack! The only news that is not pro-Imperial, pro-Alliance, pro-Corporate. Heck, they're just about anti-everybody! :D

Jamo
5 November 2001, 04:34 PM
DJ Jar Jar and the Gungan Massive

saucercrab
5 November 2001, 08:15 PM
This is really stupid, but how about CHISS? The band members wear blue & silver makeup, & most of the Chiss hate them.

BTW, what the frell does 'HEDW' stand for? :? I can't find a reference for what it means in the C&M forum.

Jamo
5 November 2001, 09:13 PM
Actually Princess Leia was a bit of a singer herself...first in the SW Holiday Special, then as an undercover singer in one of the old Marvel comics...made me cringe both times.

Moff Neomen
5 November 2001, 10:13 PM
Droidallica. I think that's pretty self-explanatory :D.

Also, it should be noted that once in our campaign the characters briefly kidnapped Van Halen so that they could play at the bar. I don't think we were drinking at the time, suprisingly...;).

saucercrab
5 November 2001, 10:23 PM
Here's a band from Hoth:

N.W.A. (No Wampas Allowed)

elquemis
6 November 2001, 07:07 AM
The Spice Girls. :D

Donovan Morningfire
6 November 2001, 08:49 AM
Three Blastdoors Down
Six Creds none the Richer
Sentient Ewok Farm (okay, that's a stretch)
Al'shi'ya K'yeez
Replusorhead
Snoop Nerfy Nerf
Davin Matt'hues Band (okay, that's a bit lame)
Qui-Gon Jovi
BlackHole
Twisted Sither

I'll stop now before a lynch mob gets sent out. :D

saucercrab
6 November 2001, 10:26 AM
Oh, Donovan, it's too late for you now. :D

And you know who's leading the charge for your hide?

The band Jedi Priest! :p

Breaking the law, breaking the law!

Donovan Morningfire
6 November 2001, 01:46 PM
No worries.

Not with MegaDethStar on tap

Jamo
6 November 2001, 05:48 PM
I believe all boy bands would have been wiped out during the Emperor's Great Boy Band Purge...at least he did something right.

:D

Donovan Morningfire
6 November 2001, 06:48 PM
P. Vadey (formerly Puff Darthy)
Rob Zombie (he's just weird enough to fit anywhere)
Nine Inch Vibroblades
My Life with the Dark Side Cult
The Anakin and Shmi Chain
Seven Mark Three
Worrties
Kid Dark
The SaberCrystal Method

Dr_Worm
7 November 2001, 02:04 AM
Ok I give in...

Limp Credztik
Droid the Wet Socket
Dead Organas
Pu Du
Dj Jawa and the Hutt Buddies
Skywalkers Inc.
Beastie Bothans
Kessel Surfers
Dig the Dug
Lukes Addiction

Rinisari
7 November 2001, 03:05 PM
Heh heh heh...

Astrosmith
Barenaked Trianiis
Fefze Beatles
Black Mynocks
Knightz 2 Masterz
Creedence Clearwater Cloning
Palpasmack
Blorash Jelly
Blasters and Roses
Iced Hoth
My Bloody Palpatine
Nerfana
Viceroys of the United Provinces of Adumar
Rage against the Empire
Reel Big Quarren
Sabergarden
Massassi Temple Pilots
The Clones (? - kinda lame for the Offspring)
Ultima Tatooine
Uncle Vader
Our Lady Qui

Donovan Morningfire
7 November 2001, 06:54 PM
ROTFLMAO

oh dear lord, what have I started? :D

saucercrab
7 November 2001, 07:52 PM
Donovan,
What you started?! I was the one who should have kept his damn fool mouth shut. But, yeah, it is getting a little overboard. I hope it continues. :)

Anyway, here's one:
Hyperspace Kills

Emperor Xanderich II
8 November 2001, 02:14 PM
Here are some more,


Force Lovin' Criminals
Super Furry Wookies
Lightspeed Seeds
Papa Palpatine
Space Colour Scene
Boba Williams
Darth Spears
The Blues Sith
The Skywalker Brothers
REM (Real Empire Massive)
Wampatonia
X-Wing Four Forty
Breachloader
Tauntan Gang
Badly Drawn Fett


Tell me if you don't know their real names. :)

elquemis
9 November 2001, 07:00 AM
Donovan, Saucercrab,

Hey, just remember, I was the one who started this back in the Hutt Skin Hats Thread!

...Wait, no, now that I think about it, I really don't want credit for this. :D

Donovan Morningfire
9 November 2001, 07:17 AM
No elquemis, all you inspired was this thread. The bit with warping existing bands by adding a Star Warsish bit was me, though saucercrab definitely qualifies as an accomplice.

Here's a few more for the mix

Bespin 65
Lyta Force
Massassi Magnet
Smash Orifice
Dathomir Zoo
Letters to Mara (or Leia)
Sister Repeating Blaster

saucercrab
9 November 2001, 12:58 PM
Okay, how about this:

It was elquemis' idea.
I put it into production.
Donovan is keeping it running.

Sounds good to me.

Happy, everyone (including me)? :rolleyes:

Yes, I am. :D

BTW, since every great hero should have theme music (i.e., I'm Gonna Git You Sucka), what should be Mace Windu's theme music/band that performs it? And don't say the Shaft theme song. That's too easy.

Dr_Worm
10 November 2001, 12:23 AM
How about "Momma said knock you out"-LL Cool Jedi

Just to add a bit of odd reality...y'all must remember the 80's rap band Luke Skywalker and the 2 Live Crew.

Reality wackier than fiction sometimes.

Donovan Morningfire
10 November 2001, 09:47 AM
Amazingly, yes I do remember that. And that Lucas was ready to sue their butts off for 2 Live Crew's frontman linking the name of Lucas's clean-cut hero with a (then)raunchy rap act.

To add to the list:

Crash Test Droidekas
Seven Mara Three
Vaparators of Loving Grace
BlastHelmet
For Love Not Leia
Creditchair
Force Spit Force

saucercrab
10 November 2001, 10:04 AM
Dr_Worm,
I heard an awesome drum & bass/nu energy mix that had one of Sam Jack's lines from Pulp Fiction mixed in: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" It fit really well. It would be good when Mace's laying the smack down with his 'saber. :D

Darth Fierce
28 November 2003, 04:34 PM
Cool thread!!! I recently thought of designing a band consisting of a Nikto, Weequay, and Barabel with a sort of dark and primal feel called "Die Fightas." Their most recent hit is a song called, "To Dagobah... to Brentaal!!!" If you follow modern music, you probably have an idea of where I got the inspiration for that song's title.

Darth Fierce :vader:

ij thompson
28 November 2003, 06:35 PM
Here are a few more groaners for the pile...

The Floating Stones
Prince Xizor and the Rebellion
U2-D2
Ja Wa (you know, 'Ja Rule'? Oh, forget it...)
Run 3PO
The Lars
The Temptations (all dark side material, hee hee)
David B-wing
Nerf Loaf

:P

Tav Kord
28 November 2003, 06:38 PM
A friend of mine's character follows a band called
"The Emperor's New Clothes"... whether he got that from a book or what, I dunno, but hey... whatever works, right?

johnnyputrid
29 November 2003, 02:19 PM
Oh, this is too good...

My last band, which broke up about 2 years ago, was actually called Astromech, but we did toss around a few ideas before settling on that one:

Electric Lightsaber Orchestra
Front TK-421
New Droids on the Block (thank the maker we didn't use that one)
The Dewback Brothers
Duros Duros

and my personal favorite...

The Blue Milkmen

Snowtiger
29 November 2003, 02:52 PM
Here's a few:

- Kamino (Casino)
- Boba Fett feat. Moff Breeg & Rippin' Nerf(Bounty Killer featuring Mobb Deep and Rappin' Noyd)
- New Empire (New Order)

and Disco kids too:
- Brotherhood of Hutt (Brotherhood of Man)
- Dazco Tux and the Sax-O-Dettes(Disco Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes)
- De Barge(well it goes well with the Bucket-of-Bolts scheme so I didn't Warsify it).

Terras Jadeonar & Raven
4 December 2003, 09:48 PM
Heres a couple for ya....

Stoogastank: - Crawling in the Muck

Powermoff 5000 - The Rebelion is over

Fun Lovin Spacers - Everything under the stars

Jodoquai: - Everybody's going to kessel moon

Fatboy Slime - kesselfeller skank

Dead Sith Can't Dance - Sithchaser

Mobquet:
- one time hits: Duracrete, Find my Twi baby, We are all made of Midichlotines

Bespin and the Air Pressure
- with one time hits like: Mandalore Sunset, The Twi That Got Away, Zeltros Superhoney, Thermaldetonator, The Force Surrounds Me

Other various groups:

Spice Pirates

Blessid TechnoUnion of Souls

B'omarrian Masters of Chant

Life on Kessel

Kashyyyk's Deep Forest

The Blue Man Group (purely Chiss :D )

Mr. Emperor

Angblaster

Katana

Ghost in the Holonet

Sel'ena (the dearly departed Ruutian Twi'lek asasinated by an imperial brainwashed fan member)

Kyle Pantrakahs
5 December 2003, 10:01 AM
Ryll Dream
Pierceskimmer
Nunchukka
Ashla's Essence
Falleen's Fallen
The Spyce Spyderz
Zeltronaphilia

Kyle Pantrakahs
7 December 2003, 08:44 AM
The Bigg Zappa
The Imperial Imps
Bowling for Juri

Admiral Piett
7 December 2003, 04:49 PM
The Bantha Herders

no ,thats bad the Chissinators.

KenobiJim
7 December 2003, 09:18 PM
This is a cool thread, and I had an idea of a campaign where the PCs have to act as bodyguards for a band, a la a Cyberpunk Adventure I played in years ago...

Band Names -

hmmmm..

The Chosen Few
Kessel Minors
Super Nova
Tramp Freighter
Swoop Gang Swingers
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Geega and her musical Cyborgs
Homeless on the Outer Rim
Space Truckers
Portable Mosh Pit
Coruscant Symphony Orchestra
Your Feedback is Important
Electric Lightsaber Orchestra
Corran's Horn
Dipped in a Chipper
HollowNet
Five Fantastic Drunken Jawas
Bantha on Speed
Divine Grace
Force Feedback
Is This Microphone On?
Lekku Lovers
Hutt Pits

FULONGAMER
9 January 2004, 11:53 AM
Heh
(insert evil grins here)

Welcome viewers to your chance to get a look at some of the bands that have entertained the Galaxy for almost a Century presented by the resident Master of the HoloMusicNet Top 10 Countdown, KCK-Sim:

Rankings have been compiled from the affiliate stations on the HoloMusicNet: Holo-Hits One(HH1), Music HoloVideo (MHV), Bothan Entertainment Transmission (BET), and The Naboo Network (TNN). Additional rankings were defined by combining the records of the COMPNOR official and prohibited music archives with recovered documents on the ISB’s counter-insurgency operations.

You can own you own copy of the HoloMusicNet's 50th Anniversary Top 10 Countdown Special for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, by simply going to my next post and dowloading the file.

Then you too can enjoy all-time favorite performances of:
The Grey Side "Sithly Depravity" = Queensryche "Silent Lucidity"

CPoV "Dirty Droids Don't Come Cheap" = AC/DC "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

Sting-fly “Cloners” = Sting “Russians”

Secret Societies "Sympathy for the Sith Lord" = Rolling Stones "Sympathy for the Devil"

The Grey Side “Padawan Prophecy” = Bad Company “Rock-N-Roll Fantasy”

Secret Societies "The Chosen of the Jedi" = Kenny Rogers "The Coward of the County"

CorSector "Smugglin Ace" = Bob Seger/Metallica "Turn the Page"

The Clonetroopers “Can I Play With Darkness” = Iron Maiden “Can I Play With Madness”

The Senators "Yoda, He's Good" = Judas Priest "Johnny B Goode"

Miss Palpatine “Anakin” = Avril Lavigne “Skater Boy”

The Tusken Raider Band "The Sith Lord Landed on Dagobah" = Charlie Daniels Band "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"

The Shaven Wookiees "Run to the Stars" = Iron Maiden "Run to the Hills"

Darth Deeimm and the Troopers “Dark Side Master” = Elton John “Pinball Wizard”

Mon Henlee “Dirty Data” = Don Henley “Dirty Laundry”

3 Droids Down “Detonite” = 3 Doors Down “Kryptonite”

Sons of the New Order "Ace's TIE" = Iron Maiden "Ace's High"

Empress "Bohemian Circuitry" = Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Sons of the New Order “The Stormtrooper” = Iron Maiden “The Trooper”

Alien “Rebel Hero” = Foreigner “Juke Box Hero”

Secret Societies “Rebel Convoy” = CW McCall “Convoy”

Fallen Jedi "Bounty Hunter" = Judas Priest "Turbo Lover"

Kid Garidnac "Jedi" = Kid Rock "Cowboy"

The Decendents "Pretty Fly for a Jedi" = The Offspring "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"

Sons of the New Order "Vader's Eyes" = Judas Priest "Blood Red Skies"

Genetic Offering “Come on out and Slave” = The Offspring “Come on out and Play”

Tramp Freighters "The Kessel Run" = Steve Earl "Copperhead Road"

Nom Anor “Lose Myself” = Eminem “Lose Yourself”

Rogue Leader “Get Your Fighter Started” = Pink “Get This Party Started”

Outlander "The Master" = Kenny Rogers "The Gambler"

The Shaven Wookiees “Death of Chewbacca” = Iron Maiden “Flight of Icarus”

Kordeth
9 January 2004, 12:13 PM
I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Emperor's dread enforcer of the galactic music industry. Trained in the arts of the Sith Country Musicians, his black cowboy hat strikes fear into the hearts of dissident musicians everywhere, and his lightsaber mic is known across the galaxy as a sign of impending doom.

That's right, say it with me now......DARTH BROOKS!!!!

Okay, that settles it, I'm going to Hell....

FULONGAMER
9 January 2004, 02:34 PM
As promised, no strings attached, here for your entertainment is the HoloMusicNet Top 10 Countdown 50th Anniversary Special!

All 3 episodes of this Galaxy Spanning event presented whole and uncut for the first time, back to back for your entertainment.

Wedge in Red2
12 January 2004, 04:19 AM
Fulongamer,

I tried to download the zip file you attached, but it came out empty. Anyone else have the same problem?

Cheers,

Jon

FULONGAMER
14 January 2004, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Wedge in Red2
Fulongamer,
I tried to download the zip file you attached, but it came out empty. Anyone else have the same problem?
Cheers, Jon

Nope, I just test downloaded it from the site and everythinng comes out allright. 3 Word Docs in a Zip file.

have you tried right clicking on the file attachment and selecting "save target as"?

johnnyputrid
15 January 2004, 08:59 AM
Those are great, FULONGAMER!

You have a lot of free time, don't you? :D

FULONGAMER
14 July 2004, 05:20 AM
fade in: aerial shot of clouds flowing by,
banjo solo begins as a break in the clouds reveals decent into a swamp. Follow camera view to zoom in on little green figure sitting on a log strumming along....

Singing-
"Jedi Connection": Yoda and the Swamp Critters

Why are there so many
Songs about Jedis,
And what makes them find the Dark Side?
The Force brings us visions
They're only illusions
And Jedis have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some chose to
Believe it,
But I know they're wrong wait and see.

Someday we'll find it,
The Jedi Connection,
The Light Side, the Dark Side and me

Who said that every Sith
Was gone and defeated,
When Qui-Gon met Maul on Naboo?
Somebody thought of that,
And someone believed it,
And look what it's done to you.
What's so amazing,
That keeps us far-gazing?
What do we think we might see?

Someday we'll find it,
The Jedi Connection,
The Light Side, the Dark Side and me!

Mmm, hm, mm, mmm, hm, mm, mmm

FULONGAMER
19 July 2004, 02:32 AM
From the latest releases under the HoloMusicNet Top 10 Countdown, I'm KCK-Sim presenting another classic hit from the Pre-Clone War era. This Zabrak artist has reinvented herself again and again in the face of Galactic changes, but her talent retains the same pull that still rivals an Imperial Star Destroyer's tractor beam. I give you:

"On the Dark Side" by: Maul-donna
("Into the Groove" by: Madonna)


And you can fight with inspiration
Come on!
Don’t wait.

Get on the Dark Side, boy.
You've got to prove your hate to me.
Yeah!
Get up on your feet,
Yeah
Strike to the beat, boy,
What will it be?

Darkness can be such a revelation.
Slicin' around
You feel the sweet sensation.
We might be killers if the rhythm's right
I hope this feelin' never ends tonight.

Only when I'm fightin' can I feel this free.
At night I lock the doors when no one else can see.
I'm tired of fightin' here all by myself
Tonight I wanna fight with someone else.

Get on the Dark Side, boy
You've got to prove your hate to me
Yeah. . . .

When I got to kill you,
In a special way
This doesn’t happen,
To me every day.
Don't try to hide it
Hate has no disguise
I see the fire burnin' in your eyes.
Only when I'm fightin' can I feel this free. . . .

Get on the Dark Side, boy
You've got to prove your hate to me
Yeah. . . .

With all your fantasies here with me
Just let the darkness set you free.
Strike the body
And move in tight
Now I know you're mine.

Get on the Dark Side, boy
You've got to prove your hate to me
Yeah. . ..

Only when I'm fightin' can I feel this free. . . .
With all your fantasies,
Here with me
Just let the darkness,
Set you free. . . .
Now I know you're mine - now I know you're mine - -
Now I know you're mine - now I know you're mine - you got to

Get on the Dark Side, boy
You've got to prove your hate to me
Yeah. . ..
Get on the Dark Side, boy
You've got to prove your hate to me
Yeah. . ..
Get on the Dark Side, boy
You've got to prove your hate to me
Yeah. . . .
Get on the Dark Side, boy
You've got to prove your hate to me
Yeah. . .

We'll be back with more on this underground broadcast of the HoloMusicNet Top 10 Countdown Greatest Hits special, after this...

stoic_75
19 July 2004, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by Donovan Morningfire


Some band names from d6 days are Red Shift Limit (techno-rock and ballads), Emperor's New Clothes (heavy pro-Impy), Deeply Religious (speed-metal at its finest, as well as being the definitive 'banned' rock band during Rebellion era), Starburst, and Annadale Fayde (think Alanis Morrisette\Fiona Apple type songtress)


Ya left out Boba Fett and the Assassin Droids. I think they were in Fragments from the Rim: 9

Rostek
19 July 2004, 11:27 AM
I believe they were also mentioned in one of the Planetary Collections, the one about the Elrood Sector.

FULONGAMER
25 March 2006, 06:02 PM
Greetings again gentlebeings, I'm KCK-SIM bringing you hit after hit on the HoloMusicNet Classic countdown show, broadcasting across the stars and right into your ports of call. Here's another from that Zabraki femme fatale paying homage to some of the greatest and dearly missed members of the legendary Rogue Squadron. Without any ado, I bring to you:

"Rogue" – by Maul-Donna
(Vogue - Madonna)


What are you shootin’ at?!

All wings report….
All wings report….
(Rogue Rogue Rogue…Rogue Rogue Rogue…)

Scan around, everywhere you turn is combat
It’s everywhere that you go (look around)
You try everything you can to survive
The pilot life that you know
(Nobody has to know)
If all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It’s called Rogue Squadron and here’s what it’s for so

Chorus:
Come on Rogue (Rogue)
Let your fighter move to the target (move to the target)
Hey hey hey come on Rogue (Rogue)
Let your fighter go with the flow (go with the flow)
You know you can do it

All you need is your own new R2 unit
So use it that’s what it’s for (that’s what it’s for)
Strap yourself into your best transportation
Your crew will open the door (open up the door)
It makes no difference if you’re Snub or TIE,
If you’re a Twilekki girl
If the engine’s roaring it will bring you to life
You’re a superstar
Yes, that’s what you are you know it

Chorus
Come on Rogue (Rogue)
Let your fighter groove to the target (groove to the target)
Hey hey hey, come on Rogue (Rogue)
Let your fighter go with the flow (go with the flow)
You know you can do it

Target’s there so try it
Not just wild but lock and fire it
Shields are on and double front
That’s why I feel in…vincible,
Natural,
Call the ball so, get up on the flight deck

Come on Rogue (Rogue)
Let your fighter move to the target (move to the target)
Hey hey hey come on Rogue (Rogue)
Let your fighter go with the flow (go with the flow)
You know you can do it

Rogue (Rogue)
Target’s there so try it
(Move to the target)
Rogue (Rogue)
Target’s there so try it
(Go with the flow)

Feylis Ardele and Tycho, Hobbie and Plourr Illo
Wedge Antilles, Ton Phanan
In the focus of the holocam
Wes Janson, Ibitsam
Pieces of a greater team
Kell Tainier, Soontir Fel
Nawra Ven, dance on air
They had style, they had grace
Garik Loran, named the “Face”
Gavin, Kettch, Squeaky too
Runt and Piggy, we loved you
Ladies with an attitude
Fellas that were in the crew
Don’t just stand there let’s get to it
All wings call there’s nothing to it

Rogue (Rogue) (Rogue)
Rogue (Rogue) (Rogue)
(Move to the target)
Rogue (Rogue) (Rogue)
Rogue (Rogue) (Rogue)
(Go with the flow)

Oooooooh
You’ve got to
Let your fighter move to the target

Oooooooh
You’ve got to jus’
Let your fighter
Go with the flow

Oooooooh
You’ve got to jus’
Rogue (Rogue) (Rogue)

FULONGAMER
9 September 2006, 01:40 AM
Can I play too?

::bump::

:hansolo:

FULONGAMER
17 April 2008, 09:30 AM
Greetings gentlebeings, I'm KCK-SIM, your eternal host for the HoloMusicNet Top 10 Countdown show. Today we have another chart topper from Three Droids Down honoring the Clonetroopper legions of the GAR. Only the GAR was able to stand against the treacherous Jedi and bring our Emperor's New Order triumphantly out of the ruins of the Clone Wars. The Imperial Armed Forces teamed up with these artists to produce this powerful piece in conjunction with their ongoing recruiting drive. Join the Imperial Navy! Travel to exotic, distant worlds to meet exciting, unusual creatures...And kill them.

Three Droids Down - Clonetrooper Soldiers
Three Doors Down - Citizen Soldier

Beyond the boundaries of your station's lights.
Stand the legions waiting for your cries.
So many times you did not battle by yourself.
When the order finally comes, We'll be there to help.

On that day, when you need your brothers and sisters Ner Vod.
We'll be right here.

Clonetrooper soldiers.
Holding the line for the ones that we guard, Hey you dropped your ‘saber.
Turn to the GAR, We’re the ones that bring Order.
We'll always be ready because we will always be there.

When there's jedi dying in the streets.
When they're rebels in a secret meet.
When they simply need a place to hide their heads.
Right here underneath my Deece, you can find them dead.

On that day, when you need your brothers and sisters Ner Vod.
We'll be right there.

Clonetrooper soldiers.
Holding the line for the ones that we guard, Hey you dropped your ‘saber.
Turn to the GAR, We’re the ones that bring Order.
We'll always be ready because we will always be there.

There. There. There. There. There. There. There.

Hope and pray, that you never need me.
But rest assured I will not be alone.
I walk beside you, but you may not know me.
The strongest among you may just be a clone.

Clonetrooper soldiers.

On that day when you need your brothers and sisters Ner Vod.
We'll be right here.
On that day when you don't have strength for the E-Web you bear.
We'll be right here.

Clonetrooper soldiers.
Holding the line for the ones that we guard, Hey you dropped your ‘saber.
Turn to the GAR, We’re the ones that bring Order.
We'll always be ready because we will always be there.

Clonetrooper soldiers.
Holding the line for the ones that we guard, Hey you dropped your ‘saber.
Clonetrooper soldiers.
Turn to the GAR, We’re the ones that bring Order.
We'll always be ready because we will always be there.

FULONGAMER
17 April 2008, 11:19 AM
Hello again gentlebeings, this is KCK-SIM, with the HoloMusicNet Top 10 Countdown. The next song packs a driving beat and sinister message brought to you by the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine when they jammed together in their house band, Disturbance

Disturbance – Down with the Darkness
Disturbed – Down with the Sickness

Can you feel that?
Ah, Pudu

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
(Will you give in to me?)

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the Dark Side in me

Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Your Mother gave up come on get down with the Darkness
Your Master gave up come on get down with the Darkness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the Darkness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
(Will you give in to me?)

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes (oh no)
The Force is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the Dark Side in me

Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Your Mother gave up come on get down with the Darkness
Your Master gave up come on get down with the Darkness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

(And when I dream)
(And when I dream)
(And when I dream)
(And when I dream)
No Watto, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No Watto don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that, Watto?
Don't do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to hold me back Mace
Why don't you,
Why don't you just kark off and die
Why can't you just kark off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again Mace
KARK YOU
I don't need this pudu
You stupid sadistic abusive karking Jedi
How would you like to see how it feels Mace
Here it comes, get ready to die

Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the Darkness
Your Mother gave up come on get down with the Darkness
Your Master gave up come on get down with the Darkness
Madness has now come over me

Mack Jace
17 April 2008, 11:56 AM
OMG



That was nuts. Excellent work, I applaud you. (Disturbed is one of my favorite bands, as is TDD)

Just wow.

FULONGAMER
17 April 2008, 12:02 PM
This is KCK-SIM continuing to bring you the chart toppers from across the galaxy. This next little number is brought to you by a mysterious musician who claims to have been a survivor of the Battles of Geonosis, Utapu, and even Mustafar. Now we all know that only the Clones and the Jedi walked away from some of those worlds, and we are now well rid of the Jedi but you can turn your sensory appendages to the transmitter and analyze it for yourself.

Geonosis - Don’t Join the Dark Side
Phil Collins – Don’t Lose My Number

They came at night leaving fear behind
Younglings were on the ground
Padme’ knew where to find him
To Mustafar I’m bound
"I'm never turning back"
They heard him cry
And I believe him
Well he never meant to do anything wrong
You’re gonna get purged if you wait too long

Anni, Anni don't you join the Dark Side
Cos you're not anywhere
That I can find you
Oh now Anni, Anni don't you join the Dark Side
Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh no

Searching through the Force and into the night
He wouldn't stop till he found them
They didn't know him and they didn't understand
They never asked him why
"I have you now!"
They heard him shout
Then a blinding strike
Ooh all I could see was him running straight at me
Into the shadows and out of the Light

Anni, Anni don't you join the Dark Side
Cos you're not anywhere
That I can find you
Oh now Anni, Anni don't you join the Dark Side
Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh

Don't give in
Keep running, keep trying
Don't give in
Anni, if you know you're right
Don't give in
I know that I have failed you
Don't give in
Oh Anni, my brother, my brother, you better fight for your life

Now Anni, Anni don't you join the Dark Side
Cos you're not anywhere
That I can find you, oh
Now Anni, Anni don't you join the Dark Side
Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh

They came at night leaving fear behind
Younglings were on the ground
Padme’ knew where to find him
To Mustafar I’m bound
"I'm never turning back"
They heard him cry
And I believe him
He never meant to do anything wrong
You’re gonna get purged if you wait too long

Now Anni, Anni don't you join the Dark Side
Cos you're not anywhere
That I can find you, oh
Now Anni, Anni don't you join the Dark Side
Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh

Now Anni, Anni don't you join the Dark Side
Cos you're not anywhere
That I can find you, oh
Now Anni, Anni don't you join the Dark Side

FULONGAMER
17 April 2008, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Mack Jace
OMG
That was nuts. Excellent work, I applaud you. (Disturbed is one of my favorite bands, as is TDD)
Just wow.

I aim to please. Besides, what's Kewler than Sidious and Vader moshing?

Now if I can just get some Karaoke discs, and a few more demented friends, I might just be able to get these things to pop up over on the Order 66 Podcast, if I can convince them there's production value in a Cantina Kareoke segment.

Mack Jace
17 April 2008, 12:21 PM
I had the same idea as soon as I saw these two. That would be hilarious.

Ubiqtorate
17 April 2008, 06:39 PM
Er... holy blast from the past, Batman!

:D

FULONGAMER
18 April 2008, 12:37 PM
This is KCK-SIM coming to you from around the Rim and beyond Star’s End. The galaxy is our soundboard and the HoloMusicNet is in. Welcome gentlebeings. This cycle we will kick back and put the navcomputer on autopilot. While the Corellians are out to spice things up, there is another world where things are a little more relaxed. I’m talking about Naboo. Here from the homeworld of our favorite Emperor comes the mellow tribal sounds of Jar-Jar and the Gungans.

Jar Jar and the Gungans – My Have Been Banished
Bob Marley and the Wailers – I Shot the Sherrif

My have been banished, but My didn't crash no heybibber
Oh, no, oh
My have been banished, but My didn't crash no heybibber
Ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah

All around in my hometown
They're tryin' to track me down, yeah
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the crashing of a heybibber, in the path to the planet core
But I say, oh, now, now...

Oh, My have been banished, but My swear it was for accidents
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I said, My have been banished, Oh Lord
And to return it is a capital offense
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Hear this

Captain Bar-gel always hated me
For what My don't know
Ev'ry time My plant a seed
He said, "Kill it before it grows."
He said, "Kill them before they grow."

And so, oh, now, now,
Read it in the news

My have been banished, but My swear it was for accidents
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Where was the heybibber?
Me said My broke de bongo, but My swear it was on accident

Freedom came my way one day
And mesa started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden my saw Captain Bar-gel
Aiming to chase me down
So My run, My run, My crashed, him drown
And My say, if mesa guilty My will pay

My broke de bongo, but mesa, but My didn't take no heybibber
Ooh, no, oh
My broke de bongo, but My didn't take no heybibber
Ooo, ooo, ooh

Reflexes had the better of me
And what is to be must be
Ev'ry day the brisky a-go-a well
One day the munchie a-go drop out
One day the jedi a-go drop out
My say, My, My, ...

My, My broke de bongo, but My didn't take no haybibber, no
My, My have been banished, but My didn't crash no heybibber no

Sarge
21 April 2008, 01:52 PM
Fulongamer, I'll have to recalibrate my wrong-ometer after reading that.

FULONGAMER
1 May 2008, 10:56 PM
This is KCK-SIM with the HoloMusicNet Top 10, bringing the hits that keep the galaxy spinning. You may have heard rumors the Officer Corps of the Imperial Navy has a stiff upper lip, Not True! The following was recorded at the promotion party for an up and coming Imperial Officer, and let me tell you, get them lubed up on jet-juice and you’d think the Kessel Run was an afternoon in the Coruscant Memorial Park. So congratulations to the Admiral and his crew, I’m sure the Dark Lord is most forgiving.

Vader’s Here – Pudu…You Failed Me Again
Britney Spears – Oops…I Did It Again

A-yeah {breathe} {breathe} yeah yeah
A-yeah {breathe} {breathe} yeah yeah

I think I did it again
I made you believe I’d value my men
Oh Captain
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to make you defenseless
That is just so typically me
Oh, Captain Needa

Pudu!...I did it again
Consequences are, just part of the game
Come, Captain Piett
Aahh!...You think I'm restrained
That my Power is feigned
I'm not Darth Innocent!

You see my problem is this
He got in my way
Wishing that failure, had no consequence
I rage, watching the days
Can't you see I am cruel in so many ways
But to make you defenseless
That is just so typically me
Admiral, oh

Pudu!...I did it again
Consequences are, just part of the game
Oh Admiral Ozzel
Aahh!...You think I'm restrained
No forgiveness today
I'm not Darth Innocent

A-yeah {breathe} {breathe} yeah yeah
A-yeah {breathe} {breathe} yeah yeah

"What is it?"
"Lord Vader, before you go, there's something I want you to see"
"Sir, it's nothing,”
“Show me the signal…This is it!…Assemble the fleet!"
"But it could be anything, it could be smugglers or…"
"No Admiral, the Rebels are THERE!"
"You have failed me…"

Pudu!...I did it again, now you choke
You failed me again, No Admiral
Aahh!...You think that I'm somewhat insane?
I'm not Darth Innocent!

FULONGAMER
1 May 2008, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Sarge
Fulongamer, I'll have to recalibrate my wrong-ometer after reading that.
How about now?

Ronin
4 May 2008, 02:30 AM
Imperial March Techno Remix (plus hilarious video!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujLEqmc2Y0A)

FULONGAMER
8 May 2008, 08:33 PM
Welcome back gentlebeings, this is KCK-SIM with the HoloMusicNet Galactic Top 20. Prior to the end of the Clone Wars, Republic hero Anakin Skywalker fronted for Disturbance alongside his fellow Jedi many times before Order 66. This anthem of the Jedi celebrates the legendary Battle of Ruusaan, when the last great Sith army met the Army of Light in battle. The Jedi order was cemented in legend, and the memory of the Sith was allowed to slowly fade away. Never again have the Jedi assembled in such numbers, even during the height of the Clone Wars. What a sight it must have been.

10,000 - Disturbance
10,000 Fists - Disturbed

Survivors…
Survivors…

No more Jedi die
Now I know what I want
And my want will be to bring back the Light, {Oah!} {Oah!}
To bring back the Light {Oah!} {Oah!}
Just confront the Dark
With all that that you are
You mark me as a Jedi tonight, {Oah!} {Oah!}
I'm a Jedi tonight, yeah

People can no longer
Cover their eyes
Feel this disturbance
Don’t fade away
You will remember
The night you were struck by the Sight…of…
Ten Thousand Lightsabres High…

Power un-restrained,
Sith in the dark
Is what we will confront in the fight, {Oah!} {Oah!}
Confront in the fight {Oah!} {Oah!}
Set aside your pain
This triumph of the soul
Will make you centered tonight, {Oah!} {Oah!}
Will make you centered tonight, yeah

People can no longer
Cover their eyes
Feel this disturbance
Don’t fade away
You will remember
The night you were struck by the Sight…of…
Ten Thousand Lightsabres High…

We are the ones that will always defy
For the weak and the hunted beside
We are the ones that will always defy
For the weak and the hunted beside
We are the ones that will always defy
For the weak and the hunted beside
We are the ones that will always defy
For the weak and the hunted beside

People can no longer
Cover their eyes
Feel this disturbance
Don’t fade away
You will remember
The night you were struck by the Sight…of…
Ten Thousand Lightsabres High…

Ten Thousand Lightsabres High…
Ten Thousand Lightsabres High

Sithspawn
9 May 2008, 01:57 AM
Okay, I'm going to scrape the bottom of the barrel here...

The Gungan Song (The Chicken song)

It's the time of year, now that spice is in the air
When those two wet Sith, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Lur, to the coast of Mustafar
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance

Hold a Gungan in the air, stick a Jawa up your nose
Buy a TIE fighter, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract a Whiphids tusks
Form a Holonet, and pretend your name is Darth.

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Irodian
Climb inside a Dug, and behead an Kamino
Eat a Landspeeder, wear Blue Milk in your ears
Cassarole a Gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears

The disco is vibrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..

Hold a Gungan in the air, stick a Jawa up your nose
Buy a TIE fighter, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday cantina
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Hoth

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Irodian
Climb inside a Dug, and behead an Kamino
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a Gungan in the air, stick a Jawa up your nose
Buy a TIE fighter, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....

FULONGAMER
12 May 2008, 11:17 PM
This is KCK-SIM with the HoloMusicNet Top 20 bringing you the hits from across the Galaxy. This next piece is a classic flashback to the first days of the Empire. It saw extensive play across the Holonet at the request of the troopers of the 501st Legion, Vader’s Fist. {begin holorecord:} Their duty is hard but they throw themselves into it with a vengeance, to wrest control of the emergent Empire from the usurping jedi and their dangerous wookiee allies. Many a trooper now rides into battle with this driving them onward, keeping their spirits up in the face of a terrible foe. {holorecord ends} Wow, what a difference a few decades make. But it still is a classic, and holds the “most requested” record.

Wookiees – Vader’s Fist
Bodies – Drowning Pool

Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the ...{{FLOOR}}
(One….two….three….four)

Beat them, why for?
They can't take much more
(Here we go, here we go, here we go, now)

One, join your fire with me
Two, join your fire with me
Three, join your fire with me
Four join your fire with me

One, bogey in the trees
Two, bogey in the trees
Three, bogey in the trees
Araaaawwww!

Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the …{{FLOOR}}

Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the …{{FLOOR}}

Araaaawwww!

Orders are in
This is the end
(Here we go, here we go, here we go, now)

One, join your fire with me
Two, join your fire with me
Three, join your fire with me
Four join your fire with me

One, target’s on the bridge
Two, target’s on the bridge
Three, target’s on the bridge
GOoooooo!

Let the jedi hit the floor
Let the jedi hit the floor
Let the jedi hit the ...{{FLOOR}}

Let the jedi hit the floor
Let the jedi hit the floor
Let the jedi hit the floor

Covered in skin
Blood and bone
You're all by yourself
And we're not alone
You let us in
Now it’s here
Noticed too late
Sixty-Six is clear

Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the ...{{FLOOR}}

One, join your fire with me
Two, join your fire with me
Three, join your fire with me
Four join your fire with me

One, lock-n-load move in
Two, lock-n-load move in
Three, lock-n-load move in
GOoooooo!

Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the floor
Let the wookiees hit the ...{{FLOOR}}

Let the jedi hit the floor
Let the jedi hit the floor
Let the jedi hit the floor

{Aahh, go, Aahh, go!}
{Aahh, go! Aahh, go!}

FULONGAMER
13 May 2008, 01:46 AM
KCK-SIM here again with another underground hit from the feisty fighters of the Rebel Alliance. Many members of the Alliance started out in Imperial service, but changed sides when the dream of the New Order turned its true colors as the nightmare of the Imperium was made clear. Troops increasingly came to wonder at the high ranking summary executions carried out by Lord Darth Vader and the Emperor's Hands, and decided that another line of work would be healthier. These brothers jumped ship from the ISD Avenger just before the battle of Hoth and formed WarBot to keep them moving on the cantina circuit.

Docking Bay 20 - WarBot
Uncle Tom’s Cabin - Warrant

Just for the record let's get the story straight
Me and JK3 were guardin'
It was gettin' pretty late

Out on a gantry end above the fighter rack
Where they skimp on safety rails
Fall and drop out to the black

Over on the flight deck and off to the right
Come two men talkin' In the wild hyperlight
Admiral Ozzel and Captain Piett
Haulin' two limp bodies down to the hangar's edge

I know a secret down in Docking Bay 20
Oh yea
I know a secret
That I just can't tell

They didn't see me and Jay up on high
Neither one believin' what went down in our eyes
Tossed in the bodies let 'em flash on out
To the grav’ty well
Where they'd never be found

I know a secret down in Docking Bay 20
Oh yea
I know a secret
That I just can't tell
I know a secret down in Docking Bay 20
Know a secret
That I just can't tell
I know a secret down in Docking Bay 20
Know who put the bodies out the hangar well

Soon as they were gone me & Jay got down
Prayin' real hard that we wouldn't make a sound
Runnin' through the halls back to JK3's rack
Where the whole squad hides extra blaster packs

Oh my God Jay who are we gonna tell
The Captain he belongs in a prison cell
Keep your mouth shut that's what we're gonna do
Unless you wanna wind up out a cargo lock too

I know a secret down in Docking Bay 20
Know a secret
That I just can't tell
I know a secret down in Docking Bay 20
Know who put the bodies,
Know who put the bodies
In the grav'ty well

Terras Jadeonar & Raven
15 May 2008, 01:56 AM
hey... what happened to your own filk thread? -= linky =- (http://holonet.swrpgnetwork.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10048&perpage=15&highlight=lyrics&pagenumber=1) Or can the mods just merge the two once and for all to avoid further confusion? ;) (theres some good ones there too)

FULONGAMER
9 June 2008, 07:43 PM
This is KCK-SIM firing out the hits from Star’s End to the Spice Mines of Kessel. Welcome to the HoloMusicNet top 20 Countdown. Han Solo has had many careers but the greatest of those was always at the helm of the Millennium Falcon. This beat-up freighter has always had more under its manifolds than you suspect at first glance, and he won it in a card game. The tribute band HanSolo has followed his exploits and added another layer to his legacy, this one musical. So sit back, pour yourself a jet-juice, deal the cards and hope for an idiot’s array.

Chance, Chance – HanSolo
Dance, Dance – Fall Out Boy

He says he's no good
With cards but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
A joke at Calrissi…
…ian stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with wookiee
Over a life debt
Tonight it's "it cant get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."

I'm two sabers and a flask down
And I don't want to forget how your cards count
These cards are all I have so I play them
So I need them just to get by

Chance, Chance
We're locking a card in stasis
Chance, Chance
And these are the lives you love to lead
This, this is the way they'd look
If they knew how misery loved me

You always fold just
Before you're found out
Drink up its last call
Last resort
But only your first mistake and I...

I'm two sabers and a flask down
And I don't want to forget how your cards count
These cards are all I have so I play them
So I need them just to get by

Why don't you show me a little bit of spine
You've been holding back the Falcon (Lando)

Chance, Chance
We're locking a card in stasis
Chance, Chance
And these are the lives you love to lead
This, this is the way they'd look
If they knew how misery loved me

Why don't you show me a little bit of spine
You've been holding back the Falcon (Falcon)
I only want
Sympathy in the form of you
Laying down a bet with me

Chance, Chance
We're locking a card in stasis
Chance, Chance
And these are the lives you love to lead
This, this is the way they'd look (they’d look)
This, this is the way they'd look (they’d look)
This, this is the way they'd look
If they knew how misery loved me

Chance, Chance
Chance, Chance
Chance, Chance
Chance, Chance

FULONGAMER
9 June 2008, 10:41 PM
KCK-SIM here with the HoloMusicNet Top 20, turning and burning across the galaxy with hit after hit. Tonight we bring you another stellar performance from a Corellian group Stars Afire. These beings have space-dust in their bones and music in their hearts. The humans of Corellia bring a whole new meaning to born to fly, which is unusual for a species without wings of their own. Tell your astrodroid to set course for entertainment as we bring you another of their pounding hits.

Hyper Fast – Stars Afire
Nowhere Fast – Streets of Fire (Fire Inc.)

{Ah…ah Ah…ah AHah}
{Ah…ah Ah…ah AHah}
Landing on your pad and on a Tatooine night,
You're sweatin' buckets and it's not even hot.
But your Hutt has got a message,
And it's sending it out
To every ship and every pilot he’s got

You've got so many loads
That you don't know where to put 'em,
So you'd better turn a few of 'em loose.
Your freighter's got a feeling that it's starting to rust,
You'd better rev it up and put it to use!

And I don't know
How I ever thought,
That I could make the jump in one,
When your hyperdrive is better!
So I better leave tonight.
And we'll fly away
On those angel wings of chrome
In the Fire Star.
Waiting there for you tonight,
I'll be there for you tonight.

And if you don't have anywhere to go,
You throw back on the lever and you're ready to roll.
And even if you don't have anywhere to go,
You throw back on the lever and you're ready to roll.
And lightspeed…
Is all you'll ever need,
All you'll ever need to know!
Jumpin', Jumpin'!

You and me we're goin' hyper slowly!
And we've gotta get away from the pack!
There's nothin' wrong with goin' hyper, baby!
But we should be goin' hyper fast!

Everybody's goin' hyper slowly!
They're only fighting for the chance to be last!
There's nothin' wrong with goin' hyper, baby!
But we should be goin' hyper fast!
It's so much better goin' hyper fast!

{Ah…ah Ah…ah AH…ah}
{Ah…ah Ah…ah AHhhh}
Stalkin' over Kessel by the light of the moons
It's like a prison and the night is a cell.
Goin' anywhere has gotta be heaven tonight
'Cause stayin' here has gotta be hell.
Flyin' to the station like a mynock we got it,
Let's go runnin' to the back of the Rim.
There's gotta' be some action
In the Sector ahead
And I've gotta get to space once again!

And I don' know
Where I ever
Got the bright idea
That spice was cool,
So a load for independents,
But I'm depending on you now.
And you'll always be
The only thing
That I just can't be without.
And I'm out for you tonight.
I'm flyin' out for you tonight!

Even if you don't have anywhere to go,
You throw back on the lever and you're ready to roll! {ready to roll}
Even if you don't have anywhere to go,
You throw back on the lever and you're ready to roll!
And lightspeed…
Is all you'll ever need,
All you'll ever need to know!
Jumpin', Jumpin'!

You and me we're goin' hyper slowly,
And we've gotta get away from the pack!
There's nothin' wrong with goin' hyper, baby,
But we should be goin' hyper fast!

Everybody's goin' hyper slowly,
They're only fighting for the chance to be last!
There's nothin' wrong with goin' hyper, baby,
But we should be goin' hyper fast!

Lightspeed!
Lightspeed!
Lightspeed!
Speed us away!

Lightspeed!
Lightspeed!
Lightspeed!
Speed us away!

{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH…}
Lightspeed!
{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH…}
Lightspeed!
{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH…}
Lightspeed!
Speed us away!
We're goin' hyper fast!

Lightspeed!
Goin' hyper fast!
Lightspeed!
We're goin' hyper fast!
Lightspeed!
Speed us away!
We're goin' hyper fast!

{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH…}
Lightspeed!
Goin' hyper fast!
{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH…}
Lightspeed!
We're goin' hyper fast!
{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH…}
Lightspeed!
Speed us away!
We're goin' hyper fast!

{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH…}
Lightspeed!
Goin' hyper fast!
{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH…}
Lightspeed!
We're goin' hyper fast!
{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH…}
Lightspeed!
Speed us away!

{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH}
{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOH}
{Oh…oh Oh-oh OH….ohOhOHhhhhhh}

{oh-Ah Oh-oh ohhhh}
{oh-Ah Oh-oh ohhhh}
{oh-Ah Oh-oh ohhhhhhh}

FULONGAMER
2 April 2009, 12:57 AM
**bump**

Emperor Xanderich II
6 April 2009, 11:06 AM
Sith, I posted in this thread back in 2001!

*Groans at the years gone by too quick.*:(

FULONGAMER
6 April 2009, 12:42 PM
Hey, don't knock it. Good threads have great persistence, and this is a GREAT thread.

And the Beat goes on (and on)(and on)

Darth Fierce
7 April 2009, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by Emperor Xanderich II
Sith, I posted in this thread back in 2001!

*Groans at the years gone by too quick.*:(

The Nine Corellian Hells, it's been a while since I've posted anything at all. :P

I thought of a singer for the Star Wars galaxy a couple days ago...Barriwhi the Hutt, fame love song singer. :D

Terras Jadeonar & Raven
9 April 2009, 03:12 PM
Age matters not to a thread like this.

I don't have a tune lined up at the moment, but i've got something just as good, being one of two music threads - ...

presenting... Jundland! (http://jadeonar.deviantart.com/art/Jundland-116381047) featured in the popular entertainment Holo datafeed: Galactic Holonet Now! (http://jadeonar.deviantart.com/art/Galactic-Holonet-Now-116312380)




Galactic Holonet Now!
Volume 7182 Issue 3

Presents: Jundland!

Jundland: A hard hitting, hard rocking new Synthrock band, sweeping through the Galactic HoloMusic charts like a Jundland sandstorm! Fresh out of the twin suns planet of Tatooine, these female vocalists and their ensemble of musically talented droids got their act together one night at Chalmum's Cantina after a screw up in the nightly gig schedule brought the two competing local bands clashing in an all night synthrock duel!

Chalmum's was jam packed tighter than a single sandcrawler stuffed with 10 Jawa clans, and the synthahol reserves had already been bled dry well before the cantina finally closed at 5am. The duel was brought to a draw, when Sandstorm's drummer droid blew its arm servos, and Dune Sea's keyboardist's broke the keyboard moments later during a particularly heated number. And it was only Tatooine's Twilight hour. Yet the crowed cheered on for more! (Those that weren't already tone deaf or drunk)

An uneasy spur of the moment truce was declared, first borrowing from equipment or a member from the other band, while the others stood uselessly waiting. Until the other group decided to throw their lot and join in playing the tune. It was a hit! The extra guitars chords provided a full lead, bass and rhythm ensemble, while Sandstorm's Diyanna and Serit added depth and highlights to Dune Sea's Teren-Sekk baritone operatic vocals. They continued playing tunes from both their selections for the remainder of the night.


The next following day, the group merger was made official, under a new name: Jundland. By popular request, the planetary broadcast station began playing their newly revamped music. Freighter captains and crews bought copies of the freshly combined talent, and within a few short weeks, Jundland's fresh style sweeping through the galaxie's pirate holomusic circuit, until a Galactic Holonet Now! rep investigated the group, found them at Tatooine and signed them on officially.


Jundland members Left to right (Formerly known as Sandstorm):
MRN00B5 (M. Noobs): Bass & Rhythm guitarist
Serit: female Togorian singer & vocals
Diyanna: female Zeltron singer & vocals


I've yet to finish the rest of the band members group photo, so its a 1 of 3 set. Enjoy.

B)

Mack Jace
22 June 2009, 02:01 PM
This has been something that's been kicking around in my head for quite some time, so I figured here was the best place to put it down. :)

Durallica -- 'Til Order's Done
Metallica - All Nightmare Long

The Force leaves you

Crawl from the wreckage one more time
Horrific memory twists your mind
Dark, gutted, cold, nowhere to turn
Path of destruction, feel the burn

Still life... invocation
Still life... infamy

Hallucination
Heresy
Still you run, what's to come? What's to be?

'Cause we hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down 'til order's done
Set our sights upon your face
Feel our fire, your every move we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down 'til order's done
Force leaves you
And you crawl back in... but the Force leaves you

The Force leaves you

The light that is not light is here
To flush you out with your own fear
You hide, you hide, but will be found
Release your grip without a sound

Still life... immolation
Still life... infamy

Hallucination
Heresy
Still you run, what's to come? What's to be?

'Cause we hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down 'til order's done
Set our sights upon your face
Feel our fire, your every move we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down 'til order's done
Force leaves you
And you crawl back in... but the Force leaves you

Then you crawl back in
Into your agression
Never to return
This is your confession

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down 'til order's done
Set our sights upon your face
Feel our fire, your every move we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down 'til order's done
Force leaves you
And you crawl back in... but the Force leaves you

The Force leaves you

FULONGAMER
10 December 2009, 11:35 AM
Welcome back Gentlebeings, I’m your host, KCK-Sim, and you are listening to another Galaxy-wide broadcast of the HoloMusicNet Top 20 Countdown. Our next entry is from a duo already familliar to fans of the Countdown from their previous hit, Down With the Darkness (http://holonet.swrpgnetwork.com/showthread.php?postid=793286#post793286). Our own Emperor Palpatine and his apprentice, Lord Vader recorded this session to commemorate Vader’s survival after wounds recieved just after the end of the Clone Wars. Brought back from the brink of death by lifesaving SithTechnologies(c) and the will of The Emperor, these two would go on to dominate both the charts...and our worlds.
Voices of the Sith - Disturbance
Voices – Disturbed

So, are you breathing
No, no
Are you breathing
So, are you breathing
No

Wake up, you are alive
You will listen to me
I'm gonna talk about some freaky pudu
Someone is gonna die
When you listen to me
Let the jedi die, Let the jedi die
(say)
Wake up, you are alive
You will listen to me
I'm gonna talk about some freaky pudu
Someone is gonna die
When you listen to me
Let the jedi die, Let the jedi die
(say)

Are you breathing, no?
Does the Sith Lord see you?
You still breathing?
You're breaking, he knows
Are you breathing, no?
Does the Sith Lord see you?
You still breathing?

So
Rise up!
I wonder why did you listen to me?
I'm gonna make you do some freaky pudu
Insane, they're gonna die
When you listen to me
Let the jedi die, let the jedi die
(say)
Rise up!
I wonder why did you listen to me?
I'm gonna make you do some freaky pudu
Insane, they're gonna die
When you listen to me
Let the jedi die, let the jedi die
(say)

Are you breathing, no?
Does the Sith Lord see you?
You still breathing?
You're breaking, he knows
Are you breathing, no?
Does the Sith Lord see you?
You still breathing?

So!
Can't you imagine how good going through this will make you feel?
I promise, no one will ever know
There will be no chance of you getting stopped
Padme never loved you anyway
So come on, be a man
And do what you are compelled to do

Obi-Wan!
-Wan, -Wan, -Wan, -Wan, -Wan
-Wan, -Wan, -Wan, -Wan, -Wan

I can hear the Voice
But I don't want to listen
Strap me down and tell me I'll be alright
I can feel the subliminal need
To be one with the Voice
And make everything alright
I can hear the Voice
But I don't want to listen
Strap me down and tell me I'll be alright
I can feel the subliminal need
To be one with the Voice
And make everything alright

Are you breathing, no?
Does the Sith Lord see you?
You still breathing?
You're breaking, he knows
Are you breathing, no?
Does the Sith Lord see you?
You still breathing?

So, are you breathing?
So, do you breathe
No, No?
So, are you breathing?
So, do you breathe,
No?

FULONGAMER
10 December 2009, 11:41 AM
Greetings gentlebeings, this is KCK-SIM coming to you across the Galaxy with another hit from the HoloMusicNet Top 20. Known through out the Republic for their warfighting ways, few ever consider the artistry that lurks behind the darkened visors of the Mandalorians. Well, here to set things right we have a mando'ade group of warrior bards here to prove that no field of battle is beyond their skills, even a stage...

Mando Music – Cuy’Balmorra
Mountain Music - Alabama

“See that mountain over there? Eh, Lemme tell you how I built that mountain...outta bodies”

Oh, play me some mando music
Like ba’buir and aliit used to play.
Then I'll fly on into battle
Singin Vode an, Kandosii

Flyin’ high like Fenn Shysha,
Build a trap with ol' man Fett.
Take a jedi to his maker,
Sith scheming again.

Oh, play me some mando music
Like ba’buir and aliit used to play.
Then I'll fly on into battle
Singin Vode an, Kandosii

Swim under the river,
Just to prove that I'm a man.
Spend the day stalking bounties,
Just being nature's friend.

Climb a long tall worshyr.
Blow it over, "keramla."
Playing ge’kann with verda,
Using beskar-gam for hats.

Play some back-home, come-on music
That comes from the heart.
Play something with lots of feeling,
'Cause that's where mando has to start

Oh, play me some mando music
Like ba’buir and aliit used to play.
Then I'll fly on into battle
Singin Vode an, Kandosii
Aye...
...Aye!!!

Oh play me mando music
Oh play me mando music
Oh play me mando music
Oh play-yay-yay

FULONGAMER
10 December 2009, 11:55 AM
Salutations Sentients! This is KCK-SIM from the HoloMusicNet Top 20 bringing you musical stylings from the Core to the Outer Rim, and beyond! Our next track comes from a quaint little forest moon, where oral traditions are the height of their database tech. But that doesn’t stop those fuzzy little natives from spinning fine ballads, like this next one...

Ewok Love - Endoria
Muskrat Love – America

Ewok, Ewok firelight
Doing the village and doing it right
In the evening
It's pretty pleasing

Ewok Soochie, Ewok Zam
Chasin’ glitterbugs out in ewok land
And they hurry
And Zammy's so furry

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singing and jinging the jango
Floating like the heavens above
It looks like Ewok love

Nibbling nerf bacon, chewing blue cheese
Zammy says to Soochie "Honey, would you please
be my princess?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's tickling her fancy
Rubbing her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Soo starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singing and jinging the jango
Floating like the heavens above
It looks like Ewok love

La da da da da ...
Da dada
La da da da da, da da da...ah
La da !
La la la ... La la la...La la la...La la la
La la la ... La la la...La la la...La la la

FULONGAMER
19 December 2010, 05:22 PM
Greetings Gentlebeings, This is KCK-SIM with another in the ongoing galactic showcase of the HoloMusicNet Top 20 Countdown. Tonight's feature is from an outer rim artist who's proud to be a Nerf-Herder and brings this data to you with the tongue-in-cheek attitude they are famous across the sector for.

Uneasy Flyer – The Tusken Raider Band
Uneasy Rider - The Charlie Daniels Band

I was takin a trip to Coruscant
Toolin along with my Hyper on
Tokin on a number and diggin on the holonet

Just as I crossed the Mandalorian line
I heard that hyperdrive start to whine
And I knew that coolant line was about to blow

Well the spares were shot and I got uptight
Cause there wasn't an astromech in sight
So I just limped on in to somewhere outer rim

I went as far as I could and when I found a star
I was right in front of this little bar
Kind of a nerf-herd lookin joint called the Dew Flap Inn

I stuffed my saber up under my vest
And told the bartender that he had a guest
And would he be kind enough to take my creds for a call

There was one thing I was sure proud to see
There wasn't a soul in the place except for him and me
He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the holocomm

I called up the station down the well a ways
He said he wasn't very busy today
And he could have somone out there in just about 10 cycles or so

He said," Now, you just stay right where yer at!"
And I didn't bother to tell the chu-ba
That I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go

So I ordered up a beer and sat down by the gate
When some guy walked in and said, "Who owns this Crate
With the peace sign, the comm dish and quads on the hull?"

He looked at me and I damn near died
And I decided that I'd just wait outside
So I laid a credit on the bar and headed for the port

Just when I thought I'd get outta there with my skin
These 3 Wookiees come strollin in
With one old drunk Squib chick and some fella with green skin

I was almost to the door when the biggest one
Said, "You take a bow to this lady, son!"
And when I did, that lightsaber fell out from underneath

Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight
In Mid-level Nar Shadda on a Saturday night
Especially when there was four of them and only one of me

They all started laughin and I felt kinda sick
And I knew I better think of something pretty quick
So I just reached out and kicked old green skin right in the knee

Now he let out a yell that'd curl yer hair
But before he could move I grabbed me a chair
And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a fairly dangerous thing!"

"You may not know it but this man is a spy.
He's a undercover agent for the SBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Hutt Kadjiic!"

He was still bent over holdin on to his knee
But everybody else was looking and listening to me
And I laid it on thicker and heavier as I went

I said "Would you believe this man has gone as mean
As slappin Incom stickers on the hulls of YTs.
And he voted for Bail Organa for Chancellor."

"He's a friend of them long haired, jedi-type, Rebel fags!
I betchya he's even got Republic flags
tacked up on the walls inside of his Barloz."

"He's a Nek Battle Dog, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"

They started lookin real suspicious at him
He jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Grem!
You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!"

"I'm a faithful follower of Master Freedon Nadd
And I belong to a Mandalore Deathwatch band.
And I aint even got a Barloz, you can call home and ask my Droid!"

Then he started saying somethin bout the way I was dressed
But I didn't wait around to hear the rest
I was too busy moving and hoping I didn't run outta luck

When I hit the port I was making tracks
And they were just setting my ship back on its jacks
So I threw the droid a credstik and jumped in and fired that mother up

Master Quinlan wouldda sure been proud
Of the way I was movin when I passed that crowd
Coming out the door and headed toward me at a trot

Now I guess I should of gone ahead and run
But somehow I just couldn't resist the fun
Of chasing them all just once around the cantina

Well they headed for their ship but I hit the jets
And spun around and headed them off with the best
I was swingin’ blasters and puttin’ a ton of dust in the air

Ha Ha! I had them all out there steppin and fetchin
Like their pelts was on fire and their asses was catchin
Then I figgered I had better go ahead and split before the Imps got there

When I hit the sky I was really screamin
Had Ions fryin and repulsors squeelin
And I didn't slow down till I was almost to Arkania

I think I'm gonna reroute my trip
I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped
If I went to Bespin, via Onderon

Sarge
21 December 2010, 12:37 PM
Y'all can deep-fry my saber blade if that ain't funny, boy. :D

FULONGAMER
21 March 2011, 12:02 PM
Tonight we have something special for you on the HoloMusicNet Top 20 Countdown. I’m your host, KCK-SIM. This little spark-plug definitely doesn’t have a restraining bolt in her system. Many folks rightly credit the pilots of Rogue Squadron with the successes of the Rebellion, but what they don’t really know is the story behind the squadron leader, or at least the female human who THINKS she’s the squadron leader. Turn the output to 11 and get ready to scramble.

Get Your Fighter Started – Pink5
Get This Party Started - Pink
I'm comin' up so you better you better get your fighter started
I'm comin' up so you better you better get your fighter started

Get your fighter started for a mission tonight
I’ve got all the targets and the wingmen assigned
Calling on the comlink to all of my friends
We'll be lookin flashy with the astromechs in
We got lotsa style, got the brand new X wing
We can go for lightyears if you know what I mean

I'm comin' up so you better you better get your fighter started
I'm comin' up so you better you better get your fighter started

Pumpin up the thrusters, diving down in the flak
Cruise in no formation
Put your throttle to max
Turbolaser freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be lockin’ target, you'll be kissin' my ass(teroid)
Pull up from the bombing run, you gotta get far
Kills upon my fuselage include two Death Stars

I'm comin' up so you better you better get your fighter started
I'm comin' up so you better you better get your fighter started
Get your fighter started

Makin my maneuver as we kick in the drives
Everybody's chillin ‘cause we made it alive
Just another little Empire defeat
Everybody's flyin’ and they’re flyin’ for me
I'm your squadron leader, Pink5 is my callsign
I'll get you commissioned to the starfighter line

I'm comin' up so you better you better get your fighter started
I'm comin' up so you better you better get your fighter started
I'm comin' up so you better you better get your fighter started
I'm comin' up so you better you better get your fighter started
Get your fighter started
Get your fighter started right now
Get your fighter started
Get your fighter started
Get your fighter started right now

FULONGAMER
23 March 2011, 03:07 PM
When you speak of Corellians, the first thing the galactic citizen thinks of is their impressive starship production lines. The second is what they choose to do with them. For as long as there has been interstellar commerce, smuggling has been a fact of life. The fantastic exploits the Corellians have brought to this “industry” have entrenched the Smuggler in popular myth and fancy as someone sure to amaze and bring a smile. My designation is KCK-SIM and our next entry on the HoloMusicNet Top 20 is from a group that takes its name, in classic Corellian spacer style, from the very agency charged with policing their actions. This ballad offers a deep space chill on the realities involved in the smuggling life, yet still serves to enhance the traditional legend of these spacers.
Smugglin Ace – CorSector
Turn the Page – Bob Seger

On a old and lonely freighter, from Corellia
You can listen to the engines’s moanin out their one note song
You can think about the woman, or the creature from the night before

But your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do
When your jumping sixteen systems and there’s nothing much to do
And you don’t feel much like flyin’, you just wish the trip was through

But here I am, with a load again
Here I am, in hyperspace
Here I go, flyin’ the stars again
There I go, Smugglin’ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’ce

When you walk into a cantina, thinkin’ bout your hold
And you feel the eyes upon you, as you’re shaking off the cold
You pretend it doesn’t bother you, but you rigged it to explode

Sometimes you can’t hear ‘em squawk, other times you can
All the same ol’ cliches: is that a Gungan or a man?
And you always seem outnumbered, so you don’t dare make a stand

But here I am, with a load again
Here I am, in hyperspace
Here I go, flyin’ the stars again
There I go, Smugglin’ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’ce

Out there in the starlight, you’re a billion miles away
Every ounce of energy, you try to hoard away
And the sweat pours from your body, are your forgeries okay?

Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed
With the echoes of the turbolasers, ringin’ in you head
As the smoke begins to clear away, you remember what she said

But here I am,
With a load again!
Here I am,
Hyperspace
Here I go,
Flyin’ the stars again
There I go,
In Hyperspace

Aww here I am,
With a load again!

Here I aaaam,
In Hyyyyyperspace
Here I go,
Flyin’ the stars again
There I go,
There Iiiiiiiiii go....

Grimace
23 March 2011, 03:51 PM
Thumbs up!

Encore! Encore!

Terras Jadeonar & Raven
24 March 2011, 02:51 AM
Next up on the HoloMusicNet Top 20 is another Correlian tune, because you can never have enough Corellians or songs about Corellia. This is a sentiment that every Corellian spacer knows all too well. Nomatter how long you've been out there on the space lanes, conducting legit business or not; there's only one set of hyperspace co-ordinates you can truly call home...

Corelli Corsec - Sweet Home Corellia
Lynard Skynard - Sweet Home Alabama

Engines keep on thrumming
Got the Nav-Comp locked in
Waiting for the count down
Until I see Corellia again
And I'll be home again, yes

Well, you've heard stories about her
Some legends are hard to put down
I hope you'd do well to remember
Corellians are the best smugglers around

Sweet Home Corellia
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Corellia
I'm comin home back to you

Well I heard news about the Governor
Some guy tried to put him down
Well Corsec caught him red handed
He's on a transport to Kessel Moon
Thats the truth

Sweet Home Corellia
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Corellia
I'm comin home back to you

Now there's this place down in Coronet
They've been known for the best kind of brew
Called Mo's Cantina
I could sure use a drink or two
Now how about you?

Sweet Home Corellia
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Corellia
I'm comin home back to you

Sweet Home Corellia
Oh sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue
And the Whiskey's true
Sweet Home Corellia
Baby
Babe, I'm coming home to you
Yea, Mo's Cantina is the best



Next up on the list is a song that comes straight out of Incom. Incom you say? Since when are they expanding into the music business? Well, the story goes as I've been told, this is a small group of musically talented Incom engineers. During their down time, they could be found in the little cantina belting out tune after tune. One night a HoloMusicNet agent happened to be at that very cantina. So here you are, with Incom's very first hit single, honoring perhaps the most famous starfighter in galactic history.... My T-65!

My T-65 - The Incoms
My Little Deuce Coupe - Beach Boys

My T-65
You don't know what I got
My T-65
You don't know what I got

Well I'm not Rogue Squadron so don't put me down
But Ive got the coolest set of wings in town
When something comes up to me he don't even try
Cause she's got an R2 Unit and man she can fly
Shes My T-65
You don't know what I got
(My T-65)
(you don't know what I got)

Just an Incom T-65 with x1 Hyperdrive
But shell walk a YT-1300 like (shes) its standin still
She's painted Krayat Dragon Green, and carbon scored
Shell do a hundred MGLT with the sublights floored
Shes My T-65
You don't know what I got
(My T-65)
(you don't know what I got)

Shes got a regulation lasers with the four on the floor
And she purrs like a rancor till the exhaust ports roar
And if that aint enough to make you flip your lid
There's one more thing, I got the pink cred daddy

And comin outa hyperspace when the light turns green
Well she vapes them Ties like you had never seen
I get pushed out of shape and its hard to steer
In Zero-G, and atmosphere

Shes My T-65
You don't know what I got
(My T-65)
(you don't know what I got)
Shes My T-65
You don't know what I got
(My T-65)
(you don't know what I got)
Shes My T-65
You don't know what I got



Straight out from the planet of the twin suns, comes a bone chilling Isotope tune best played during the twilight hour. Rumor has it, this track was recorded live in Jabba's Palace. So lock down the cargohold, and seal the airlocks, cause the last thing you want is something fierce lurking through your ship tonight...

The Rancor that Ate People - Tatooine Ghost
The Tower that Ate People - Peter Gabriel

There's a crunch in the basement
There's a howlin' in the wall
Beneath Jabba's Trap door
I swear I heard it's call

There's a roar in the basement
There's a trap in the floor
There's a guard in the slavepen
Unlocking their door

There's a rumble under the trapdoors
There's a hunger in the sound
And the slaves below me
Screaming underground

Feel the Palace all around me
Like a hand of armored skin
But the more we are captive
The more we’re trapped within

Tell it like it is
Till there’s no misunderstanding
When you strip it right back
Hutt keep Rancor
Rancor eat Man

Tell it like it is (In Jabba's court, we cast our fortune)
Till there’s no misunderstanding (In Jabba's court, we make our home)
Hutt keep Rancor
Rancor eat Man

Bone by Bone by Bone by Bone it's Crunching
Bone by Bone by Bone by Bone it's Munching
Bone by Bone by Bone by Bone it's Crunching
Bone by Bone by Bone by Bone it's Munching
Bone by Bone by Bone by Bone it's Crunching
Bone by Bone by Bone by Bone it's Munching

FULONGAMER
24 March 2011, 06:36 AM
What is it about red skinned races and the Sith? Zabraks, Twi-leks, Zeltrons? Ooooooh those Zeltrons. Sabers and skins of red and waaaaaay too fit. Of course, Pride being one of the paths to the Dark Side, eventually one of them had to celebrate it. Tonight on the HoloMusicNet Top 20 we have a one-hit wonder from a Sith Apprentice who came and went with a flash and a bang, but left the Holonet a dance track that still has leftover Mind-Whammy backing it up. This is KCK-SIM asking you, can you look this good being this bad?

I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
I’m Too Sithly – Dark Side Phred
I'm too sithly for my Lord too sithly for my Lord
Lord's going to leave me

I'm too sithly for my shirt too sithly for my shirt
So sithly it hurts
And I'm too sithly for Bespin too sithly for Bespin
Naboo and Yavin

And I'm too sithly for your party
Too sithly for your party
No way I'm ‘saber fighting

I'm a Zeltron you know what I mean
And I do my little turn with my ‘saber
Yeah with my ‘saber with my ‘saber yeah
I do my little turn with my ‘saber

I'm too sithly for my clone too sithly for my clone
Too sithly alone
And I'm too sithly for the law
Too sithly for the law what do you think you can’t Fall?

I'm a Zeltron you know what I mean
And I do my little turn with my ‘saber
Yeah with my ‘saber with my ‘saber yeah
I slay a Jedi Knight with my ‘saber

I'm too sithly for my...
Too sithly for my...
Too sithly for my...
Too sithly...

'Cos I'm a Zeltron you know what I mean
And I do my little turn with my ‘saber
Yeah with my ‘saber with my ‘saber yeah
I slay the innocent with my ‘saber

I'm too sithly for my craft too sithly for my craft
Poor fighter poor fighter craft
I'm too sithly for my Lord too sithly for my Lord
Lord's going to leave me

And I'm too sithly for this song

FULONGAMER
7 April 2011, 01:09 PM
For those who may not be aware, I never threaten, I promise.

The Karaoke Kantina opening salvo is now loose upon the intertubes, featured at the end of The Order 66 Podcast: Episode #131. (http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Order66/~5/-tr_5sGmvnY/episode131.mp3)

We begin with: Down with the Darkness, by Disturbance (http://holonet.swrpgnetwork.com/showthread.php?postid=793286#post793286)

More to follow! ::insert evil laugh:: Hmmmm, I need someone to do a Music Video, Animated or Live....(501st members, I'm talking to you!)

Who else will rise to the challenge?

FULONGAMER
23 April 2011, 02:40 PM
The second installment of Karaoke Kantina is now live via Intertubes on the tail end of The Order 66 Podcast Episode #133: Bed Battlestations and Beyond (http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Order66/~5/TuX7Y2JdbwM/episode133.mp3)

This serving briings you The Tusken Raider Band and an Uneasy Flyer (post #77 in this thread).

Enjoy!!

(more on the way) :hansolo:

FULONGAMER
2 March 2012, 09:10 PM
Now appearing in an episode of The Order 66 Podcast near you!

This is another installment of Karaoke Kantina brought to you by the gentlebeings of the HoloMusicNet Top 40. I am your host, and my designation is KCK-SIM. Many species of sentients have discovered that although an individual may suffer some form of speech impediment, the process of singing virtually eliminates the condition. Imagine the surprise in the Jedi temple, when venerable Master Yoda belted this one out for the new padawans….

Jedi Connection - Yoda and the Swamp Critters
Rainbow Connection - Kermit the Frog
Why are there so many
Songs about Jedis
And what makes them find the Dark Side?
The Force brings us visions
They're only illusions
And Jedis have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some chose to
Believe it,
But I know they're wrong wait and see.

Someday we'll find it,
The Jedi Connection,
The Light Side, the Dark Side and me

Who said that every Sith
Was gone and defeated,
When Qui-Gon met Maul on Naboo?
Somebody thought of that,
And someone believed it,
And look what it's done to you.
What's so amazing,
That keeps us far-gazing?
What do we think we might see?

Someday we'll find it,
The Jedi Connection,
The Light Side, the Dark Side and me.

FULONGAMER
2 March 2012, 09:13 PM
Welcome to another Episode of karaoke Kantina brought to you by my kind masters at the HoloMusicNet Top 40. My designation is KCK-SIM, and I am your host as always. This episode brings a classic from the datavaults back out for your auditory enjoyment. This was recorded shortly after the Sacking of Coruscant by the Wookiee Linguist and recording star Tobbakkieeth to honor the sacrifice, duty and dedication of the Republic’s Armed Forces, to remind everyone that more than the Jedi have always stood between them and the forces of the Sith Empire.

Republic Trooper - Tobbakkieeth
American Soldier - Toby Kieth
I'm not trying to be a jedi,
Just Raise a daughter and a son,
Be a lover to their mother,
Everything to everyone.

In the Shuttle bright and early,
I'm all business in my suit,
Yeah, I'm dressed up for assault
from my head down to my boots.

I don't do it for the credits,
there's hutts that I can't pay,
I don't do it for the glory,
I just do it anyway.

Providing for our future's
my responsibility,
Yeah I'm real good under pressure,
being all that I can be.

I can't call in sick on Life days
when the weekends been to strong,
I just work straight through the holidays,
Sometimes all night long.

You can bet that I stand ready
when the rakghouls at the door,
Hey, I'm solid, hey I'm steady,
hey I'm true down to the core,

And I will always do my duty,
no matter what the price,
I've counted up the cost,
I know the sacrifice,

Oh, and I don't want to die for you,
But if dying's asked of me,
I'll take that blast with honor,
'Cause freedom don't come free.

I'm a Republic trooper,
For the Republic,
Beside my brothers and my sisters
I will proudly take a stand,

When galaxy's in jeopardy
I will always do what's right,
I'm out here on the front lines,
Sleep in peace tonight.
Republic Trooper,
For The Republic … Trooper,

Yeah A Republic Trooper
For the Republic,
Beside my brothers and my sisters
I will proudly take a stand,

When galaxy's in jeopardy
I will always do what's right,
I'm out here on the front lines,
So sleep in peace tonight.

Republic Trooper,
For the Republic….
For the Republic….
I'm a Republic … Trooper