View Full Version : Free Reactor Cores!

17 March 2002, 05:37 PM
That's right every Tuesday night its Free Reactor Core night at the No Need to be Sober Bar and Grill! It's the hip happening place in the holonet's roleplaying games section. Thursdays' it Tatoonie-Two-For-One specials, where you can get two Tatonnie Sunrise's for the price of one! Friday is Ladies Night, which means if you are a female, or your species' equivlant of a female, or even a reasonable facsimile of female then the drinks are FREE! The Lokar's Punch and Corellian Ale is always on tap. So come one down to the No Need to be Sober Bar and Grill, where every hour is happy hour and everyday is a new adventure!

Remember kids:


Misato says it's fun! :D

*This shamless plug is brought to you by the No Need to be Sober ad council located in the SWRPGNetwork in the holonet's roleplaying section. The managment of the NNTBS is not held responsible for any damages, harm, or hiliarity that may be caused by the patrons of the No Need to be Sober Bar and Grill.

17 March 2002, 06:32 PM
Are you looking for life Insurance. Well we have just the insurance policy for you. Wileama's mutal life Insurance provides the top notch quality serivce. a 30,000 year old in good pyhsical condition can get up to 50000 to cover basic covers Light sabre wounds, wounds caused be insane females, Wounds caused in great battles between sanity and insanity. Also you can't be turned down for any reason, and still get great rates. We're crazy about providing great service! We even cover great names like Edvar Lokar. "Cause you know, rolling around the galaxy with a apperitence like asuka, a dude needs some serious insurence," Edvar Lokar. We've been providing the best medical care since the beging of time. If your interested simple come down to the No Need to Be Sober Bar and Grill and sign up for the policy.


Asuka says sign up, OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR LIVER!

17 March 2002, 08:20 PM
Wileama, please edit your picture to make it smaller or I will be forced to remove it. Large pictures such as that should either be shrunk to make them easier to load for people with slower connection speed, or turned into links where people can go to see the picture.

Donovan Morningfire
18 March 2002, 10:03 AM
(looks up at Lokar and Wil's posts)
Welcome to Shameless Self-Promotion 101, folks :rolleyes:

Come on down to the No Need to Be Sober Bar & Grill. Check it out, and order a drink at your own expense*

Nothing is quite what you think it will be, and common sense is the most uncomman trait of all.

To borrow a quote,
"Welcome to universe where the natural laws of how things should be have long since left the building."

Thank you for your support

Donovan Morningfire, all-around freelance do-gooder and (unwitting) 'patron' of the No Need to Be Sober Bar & Grill.

(Yeah, so I don't have any anime-based picture to add. Deal with it :p :D ;) )

*the No Need to Be Sober Bar & Grill assumes no responsibility for any mishaps that occur, while the plaid-suited monkeys who actually tend the bar are too busy having a poo fight to comment right now. And the owners of the NNtBS B&G are experts at dodging any and all forms of responsibility. If you're taking the time to read this, then you have entirely too much free time. As such, you should consider either taking up a productive hobby, or better yet, join us in the NNtBS thread.

21 March 2002, 07:30 PM
*Shameless bump of thread resurrection.*