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Matt Richard
13 July 2002, 11:39 AM
I think I speak for everyone when I say...

-Ahem-

WE WANT THE JOURNAL!!!!!
(please?)

Anyway, does anyone know when the Journal is coming out (or when the staff starts working on it). My hands are sweating in anticipation to start converting the stats.:D

BRodgers
13 July 2002, 08:08 PM
I already have several never before seen pieces of new art ready for the journal done by SWAG artists. It is my understanding we are waiting for the server to get taken care of, which is Nealos dept.

StClair
14 July 2002, 01:53 PM
It is my understanding we are waiting for the server to get taken care of, which is Nealos dept.

That's confirmed.

Moff Neomen
15 July 2002, 07:58 AM
Any previews of the new material for us hungry fans? :D

Nealos
21 July 2002, 09:24 AM
<sound of hydrospanners and plasma torches in the background>

SCENE: NEALOS STANDS AT THE BASE OF THE STARSHIP "SERVER"

Nealos: (pointing at two droids on top performing repairs) "No! That one goes there, this one goes here!"

Droids: Bleep boop dop

Nealos: "We gotta get these servers running before they get there! Step it up!"

ENTER: A UNIFORMED OFFICER OF THE STARBASE STARWARS-RPG.NET

Officer: "Sir, they have arrived in the system and are preparing to land."

Nealos: "GREAT GOD!! We're almost ready! Almost ready!"

Officer: "Yes, sir."

Matt Richard
21 July 2002, 09:48 PM
CUT TO STAR DESTROYER: DLOS, AS ADMIRAL RICHARD VIEWS HIS DATAPAD INFO.

Matt: Project DLOS is comming along smoothly, I wonder what's happening concerning that lancer frigate, SERVER?

ENTER OFFICER.

Officer: Sir, we've intercepted a message from the transport: JOURNAL FANS!

Matt: What did it say?

Officer: It said: "We're excited about the fast progress in which this server business if being handled."

Matt: Good. General, send a crew down to capture the JOURNAL, I want it alive, there will be no one to stop us this time.

Officer: (smiling in anticipation of JOURNAL) Yes sir.

BRodgers
22 July 2002, 05:27 AM
CUT TO:

A delapitated YT-2400 named "Smugglers Cramps" only minutes from dropping out of hyperspace.

A drunk and surly Baron Bob is piled up in a roll away cot with a bottle of Corellian Lum and a issue of "Twilek's Gone Wild" rolled up under his head.

ENTER CAPT.WEEBLE, A ONE-EYED MON CAL WITH DRY SCALP.

Weeble: Get up ya louse!!!!!! We hit system in a few minutes and you and your cargo need to get offa my ship!!!!

Baron Bob: S'Fine G...jus make sure the artwork is..mummble mummble...

Weeble: What?!!?! Speak Up!!!!!!

Baron Bob: Zzzzzzzzzzz...*snort*...Twilek head tails..heh..word...zzzzzzzzz

Ghost In The Holocron
23 July 2002, 08:29 AM
Meanwhile, in a mysterious region of deepest space...

The Dark Lords of Pen & Pixel plot their vengeance...

DLPP 1: Our latest dark experiments are well on their way master...

DLPP 2: Ah, yes... excellent my young apprentice... in time for the deadline, neh?

DLPP 1: Deadline!?!... we have a deadline!?!...

:p
:)

Matt Richard
23 July 2002, 09:52 PM
ABOARD STAR DESTROYER: DLOS

Officer: Admirial Richard!

Matt: What is it?

Officer: The Emperor demands you make contact with him.

CUT TO ADMIRAL'S CHAMBERS

Matt: What is thy bidding, my master?

Emp. Ryan: There is a great disturbance in the Force.

Matt: I have felt it.

Emp. Ryan: The SW Gamer Mag has left the shelves.

Matt: I have seen.

Ryan: But what if we had the JOURNAL?

Matt: It appears it is comming back, master.

Ryan: Wasn't it only single system last time?

Matt: It will be converted this time, master.

Ryan: Yes, yes. If it was converted, it could be of great use to us. Can it be done?

Matt: It will be converted, or die, master.:D

Korris
25 July 2002, 10:22 AM
Strange creatures play exotic big band music on odd-looking instruments as Korris follows a wookie over to a booth where a rogueish looking starpilot sits.
Han: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Sol system.
Korris: Yes, Indeed, If it's a fast ship.
Han: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
Korris: Should I have?
Han: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs! Iv'e outrun Imperial starships, Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, Whats the cargo?
Korris: Artwork.
Han: Artwork? Some kind of local trouble?
Korris: Lets just say we'd like to avoid any online Journal fans.
Han: Well, thats the trick, isnt it?...